asgardeventide | 03. Video. D418

[ have Satan smiling. And he is, guess what, shirtless. He is wearing a bra, BUT YEAH, no clothes. ] Well, these have been such fun couple of days. Parties, dick measuring contests, gifts – thank you for all of that.

In any case, let’s move on. First, I have opened a business for myself. It’s a Lounge Bar called “AMON” [ he likes this name a lot. Amon would be proud. Or just incredibly pissed off because Satan is using his name ] and it’s located in Freya District and it operates during the night. Drinks, music and a place to relax, that’s what it’s meant to be. We are also looking for employees, such as waiters, musicians, bartenders and bouncers. Or, if you have any other idea, just run it by me, you might be lucky.

Also, I wish to remind you that the three headed dog is not a pet. [ Satan turns the bracelet to show Cerberus, and lookit, it’s so fucking adorable, right? The puppy tilts its head to the side, tail wagging and then Satan moves to grab a raw steak and throws it at the cute three-headed puppy. And the puppy proceeds to turn into a vicious carnivore and suddenly grabs the steak and rips it apart as the three heads try to eat it ] It will eat your liver. Hell hounds certainly love the taste of flesh. [ so seriously. Do NOT fucking touch it, Satan will NOT stop it from trying to eat your face ]

Lastly, I’m moving out of Baldr. You are all a riot, but the Devil needs his space. [ DEVIL OUT. ]

[ ooc: Information on Amon Lounge Bar is here, whoever is interested. ]

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Who do you think is bigger?

It's not just about size. It's also about how well you can use it.

Technique. Good point.

Who, then?

I'd say you are winning, so far. [ because of all those answers and all those people so quick to defend this "Snape" person, whoever he is.

it's not about Barty being right or wrong. it's about him being able to ruffle up so many feathers. ]

[that dog has three heads

that dog just tore the shit out of a steak like it was nothing at all and looked so beautifully vicious while doing it

that dog will eat livers?????

WHAT A DOG will is in love he is in love good job Satan]

What's the puppy's name? Or does it have three names?

[puppy in regards to a hellhound

yeah he's got it bad so in love DOGE]

Congratulations, Satan. I am glad to see you well.

That's rather flattering to hear. Although I have to admit that I agree.

[ that dog eats people who are sent to Hell, but liver is what the dog likes the most. ]

Just one name: Cerberus. Like the Greek Myth, or Dante's Inferno if you are familiar with any.

Thank you, Syhon.

Drop by whenever you want. Also, I'll send you my current address. [ privately. He currently lives over Freyr district, feel free to drop by when Katie isn't being an ass ]

Edited 2014-03-15 17:07 (UTC)

[with fava beans and a nice chianti, will can hook him up bro

Oh Mister Satan oh oh oh this is Will's heart song, his heart strings are being tugged on, and not while wrapped in bacon. Yeah, okay, so what, it's Satan, but that dog is Cerberus so he has to for

canine scientific curiosity

At least Satan's name isn't a rhyme that could take him a year and time incarcerated to figure out that he's bad news bears.]

I am. Does he get bigger?

[will's door is suddenly locked shh]

It's easy to see that, through the answer you got to that post. Mr. Crouch, you made this place rather interesting, even if for a moment. I was quite happy to see. Maybe we should meet sometime, when you aren't busy arguing over the network.

[ Will, what are you getting yourself into?

Come to Satan and his doge.

You will love it. ]

In Hell Hellhounds are twice the human height. Perhaps bigger, depending on how much liver they managed to eat that week. However, this one seems to be miniature size and much younger. I'm hoping it will grow more. [ so it can eat you all ]

I multitask quite well. Besides, they do the arguing for me a lot.

I'm just a bit shy.

That is true. All you need to do is to stand back, make few appearances here and there, and they will do everything else. of course you are. Whenever you feel more confident, you know where to find me.

[Getting to see a badass dog up close? Duh.

Come to ~~Satan and his~~ doge is all he heard, his focus is pretty narrow at this point.]

You mean there's more than just one? [JESUS DIDN'T PREPARE HIM FOR THIS SORT OF TEMPTATION oh no oh no if there are more does that mean more could come] The place you're moving to is cool with pets like that?

[1) he doesn't expect satan gives a good goddamn if a place says "lol no not that pet ew"
2) he doesn't expect anyone who tells satan he can't have his pet to survive
3) "cool" isn't him being witty it's him trying to not be such an old fart
4) where is he moving to can will climb into his window]

[ Will, you are bordering creepy. LUCKY YOU Satan does not care and may appreciate creepy ~~he really does~~. ]

There are many in Hell. Here, there is only one, thanks to the gods. And I didn't ask, but it doesn't matter. I will still keep it there. [ whoever says "no pets" will probably never say that again because FUCK YOU ALL I'M SATAN. But no, his place accepts pets. Which is cool, but Satan never got to ask at the time because why would he? ]

So your hell hound prefers liver to souls?

[Satan thinks he's creepy.

What an accomplishment! Four stars for Will, nothing for Hannibal, bye.]

He doesn't really seem like the kind of pet someone with a brain would say no to. [because they wouldn't have their brains afterwards, he imagines. just. don't say no to satan and his beautiful dog. or his dog in general, who cares about satan at this point? spoilers: it's not will.] Is he going to stay at your bar?

[hiding his motives is for suckas

just like stability]

They don't eat souls. When someone is sent to Hell, they keep a physical body so they can feel pain. The Hellhound bites the body, reaches for the liver while the person is still live and eats it. When the body dies, they just respawn and it's an endless cycle.

It would be my pleasure. It has been long since I have been allowed to properly enjoy myself.

[ hey. he can recognize creepy. he IS creepy himself too, after all.

And Will could not be more obvious ]It will.

Do you want to see it?

[WOW HE IS NOT THIS OBVIOUS!!! STARES]

[he'll chalk it up to satan being super smart

or something

however he has to justify it in his head that is shared living space with a cannibal asshole to make sense of "i wanted to see satan's dog so bad"]

Yes, actually. I'd love to.

[greater love has no man than he who would lay down his life to pet a hellhound - gospel of will graham 8:19]

Come by the bar. It's here right now. [ buy a drink, spend money, get your hand bitten ]

I'm certain.

Hopefully the girl is willing to give you the body more often now.

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