Seventeen ★ Text

[wasthemaster]

[There's gotta be a better way to do this. There's just got to be. However he realizes that he's running out of time, especially with the appearance of certain people in the city of Asgard.

He doesn't bother to show his face. Instead he's setting up a text…somehow that seems much, much safer.]

Party's over, I'm afraid. Back to business.

Quick question for the masses:

A.) Would you consider yourself useful here?
B.) Why so? Or, I suppose, why not?
C.) Serious responses only.

[He's fully anticipating not-serious responses, but at least it gives him a bigger pool to work with.]

Additionally, you may very well know that Euridice Taverna's left the city which means that I'm short one business partner. I'm not precisely looking for a new partner, but perhaps a few new hires.

Serious inquiries only.

Comments

[feathery]

unlike a certain someone im not making assumptions
so the first step is establishing what exactly you expected
sorry dude but youll have to spell it out for me

[wasthemaster]

From you, or from everyone else?

[feathery]

id accept both

[wasthemaster]

I want to know if you think you're actually useful, or if you're just coming along because I asked you to.

[feathery]

yeah i know and i wanted to know what you were assuming to start
but i guess it doesnt really matter
i mean
im going along with it either way so my motivations at least are pretty irrelevant

[Because coughing up an answer is just too easy, apparently.]

[wasthemaster]

I've forgotten how incomplete my days feel without your obtuseness.
Pretend they aren't that irrelevant. Explain yourself.

[feathery]

dude hasnt anyone taught you the meaning of gentleness
you are shitting all over my delicate sensibilities and that is rude as fuck
you didnt even append a please