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Jack Frost ([personal profile] 2cool4guardian) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2014-03-04 09:46 pm

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[Don't bother on wondering what's wrong with the bracelets today, travelers, because there's actually nothing wrong with them. The image is upside down because Jack is the one lying down like that, skinny legs resting on the back of the couch, his head almost touching the floor and making his hair spike in more directions than usual.

His question for the network sounds rather mundane and boring, especially for someone like Jack, but there's a grin on his face that shows there's more to it than it looks. Remember: never trust a prankster.]


Soooo. Pets are popular around here, right? Then tell me, what do you do when hair starts getting everywhere? [He pokes one of the cushions on the couch with his staff, and it's obvious he's exaggerating his story a little.] Extra points if it's rabbit fur you have tips for. Though I kinda doubt it because what I'm always seeing in the network is...

[His eyes widen.]

...dogs.

[And so does his grin. There's "mischief" written all over his expression. At times like this, Jack manages to look like the annoying teenager he died as.]

Geez, there's really have a huge amount of dogs around, isn't it? Do you guys think maybe I could borrow them from you? Rent them? Just for a day. It's for a little... experiment.

[Jack might just be vanishing very quickly off the screen, as if something very large has just grabbed him by his skinny ankles and hoisted him skywards. A gruff Aussie accent identifies the culprit of aforementioned Jacknabbing.]

NO! I don't want no bloody dingos running about the place. They're unhygienic. [And this has nothing to do with the fact he's petrified of them, nope.]

Hey! What are you-- [A snort.] Awww, it's our dear kangaroo jealous? Don't worry, Cottontail, your fur will forever be the only one in our--

[Jack can't finish because he's suddenly being shaken, and the feed ends... but not without showing a giant furry creature doing the shaking first.

Another normal day in the Guardians' home, yup.]
coronavitfossor: (extraordinaria ♛)

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[personal profile] coronavitfossor 2014-03-09 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
W-well, the only life-sized bunnies I see are guys dressed up for the circus…

Not that being an actual bunny is a bad thing!
thatrabbitsdynamite: (Googies)

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[personal profile] thatrabbitsdynamite 2014-03-09 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
'Course it isn't. Best creature you could want to be, is a bunny.
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[personal profile] coronavitfossor 2014-03-12 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Why's that? What's it like to be a bunny? Can't say I've ever been one before!
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[personal profile] thatrabbitsdynamite 2014-03-12 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...Can't say I can compare it to anything, I've never been anything else.
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[personal profile] coronavitfossor 2014-03-14 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
O-oh.

[ he's never talked to really big bunnies, sorry. ]

Why are you afraid of dogs? You're a big bunny, right?
thatrabbitsdynamite: (It would be we're all ok)

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[personal profile] thatrabbitsdynamite 2014-03-14 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Grumpily.]

I'm not afraid of dogs, they just annoy me.
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[personal profile] coronavitfossor 2014-03-16 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
I could imagine that! Especially with you being…really tall.

Is there anything that scares you?
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[personal profile] thatrabbitsdynamite 2014-03-16 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'll puff out his chest, all pride and bluster.]

Not a thing, mate.
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[personal profile] coronavitfossor 2014-03-17 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I see!

Sorry if I'm asking so many questions. I've just never seen a real talking bunny in my life! It's pretty interesting. The last time I saw an Easter Bunny was a guy dressed in a costume hopping around and giving chocolate to kids in town.
thatrabbitsdynamite: (Painting the Googies)

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[personal profile] thatrabbitsdynamite 2014-03-18 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
No worries. And trust me, those amateurs are nothing, compared to the real thing.
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[personal profile] coronavitfossor 2014-03-20 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
I don't doubt that at all! You seem a lot more…Eastery than the others I've seen! And a lot less creepy to be honest.

That's a good thing, I swear!
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[personal profile] thatrabbitsdynamite 2014-03-21 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
I hope so, I'm not going for creepy.
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[personal profile] coronavitfossor 2014-03-21 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not! You seem very…intimidating for the Easter Bunny. Especially with the little thing I see poking behind your back. What is it?
thatrabbitsdynamite: (The noodle incident)

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[personal profile] thatrabbitsdynamite 2014-03-21 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Too right I am.

[He'll pull a boomerang out of his bandoleer.] They're boomerangs, you throw them, they come back. Good for getting enemies at a distance.
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[personal profile] coronavitfossor 2014-03-27 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
…Oh.

I see! [ lesson learned: don't mess with this bunny. ] I'll be sure not to get on your bad side.
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[personal profile] thatrabbitsdynamite 2014-03-27 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Never mess with the bunny.]

Wise move on your part.
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[personal profile] coronavitfossor 2014-03-29 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Right.

…So I'll just let you go do your things then. Easter's coming up, isn't it?
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[personal profile] thatrabbitsdynamite 2014-03-31 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
It is, I've got a lot to prepare for.