asgardeventide | #005 [Video]

[Don't bother on wondering what's wrong with the bracelets today, travelers, because there's actually nothing wrong with them. The image is upside down because Jack is the one lying down like that, skinny legs resting on the back of the couch, his head almost touching the floor and making his hair spike in more directions than usual.

His question for the network sounds rather mundane and boring, especially for someone like Jack, but there's a grin on his face that shows there's more to it than it looks. Remember: never trust a prankster.]

Soooo. Pets are popular around here, right? Then tell me, what do you do when hair starts getting everywhere? [He pokes one of the cushions on the couch with his staff, and it's obvious he's exaggerating his story a little.] Extra points if it's rabbit fur you have tips for. Though I kinda doubt it because what I'm always seeing in the network is...

[His eyes widen.]

...dogs.

[And so does his grin. There's "mischief" written all over his expression. At times like this, Jack manages to look like the annoying teenager he died as.]

Geez, there's really have a huge amount of dogs around, isn't it? Do you guys think maybe I could borrow them from you? Rent them? Just for a day. It's for a little... experiment.

[Jack might just be vanishing very quickly off the screen, as if something very large has just grabbed him by his skinny ankles and hoisted him skywards. A gruff Aussie accent identifies the culprit of aforementioned Jacknabbing.]

NO! I don't want no bloody dingos running about the place. They're unhygienic. [And this has nothing to do with the fact he's petrified of them, nope.]

Hey! What are you-- [A snort.] Awww, it's our dear kangaroo jealous? Don't worry, Cottontail, your fur will forever be the only one in our--

[Jack can't finish because he's suddenly being shaken, and the feed ends... but not without showing a giant furry creature doing the shaking first.

Another normal day in the Guardians' home, yup.]

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[ ame pauses ] She never told me why. I don't know why either. [ it's strange and deep inside, it angers him a bit. he and Yuki had nasty fights about it, too.

The boy leans back, watching Bunny ]

Aren't people afraid of you? [ because that's the number one thing about being a werewolf: don't let others find out, or they will be scared. Bunny can't really hide it ]

Sorry to hear that.

[He shrugs.] I don't make it so people are afraid of me, unless they make me my enemy.

I don't either, but they are still afraid of wolves.

[With good reason, he thinks, but bits back.]

Well, thy just need to learn different, don't they?

[ They won't. Ame knows that. ]

It's better to stay hidden. [ he always stood hidden, his dad did before him, and his grandparents did too. That's how they live. ]

Is it that bad?

...

Well, you don't have to hide here, okay? I'll keep an eye on you.

Not here. [ he couldn't, anyway. Ears and tail and nose.

But he tilts his head, pausing for a moment. ]

.............

I might chase you, as well. [ maybe he is joking. ]

You'd probably regret it. [UGH DOGS.</>]

I wouldn't hurt you.

No. I don't reckon you would.

[ ame wags his tail ] We could play tag.

[The rabbit part of his brain screams NO NO NO, but he can't resist making a kid happy, so he'll bite down his instinct for now.]

Sounds ripper.

[ a very happy kid! Ame brightens up ]

Alright!

[He is gonna get chewed he knows it.]

Well, there we have it then.