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Jack Frost ([personal profile] 2cool4guardian) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2014-03-04 09:46 pm

#005 [Video]

[Don't bother on wondering what's wrong with the bracelets today, travelers, because there's actually nothing wrong with them. The image is upside down because Jack is the one lying down like that, skinny legs resting on the back of the couch, his head almost touching the floor and making his hair spike in more directions than usual.

His question for the network sounds rather mundane and boring, especially for someone like Jack, but there's a grin on his face that shows there's more to it than it looks. Remember: never trust a prankster.]


Soooo. Pets are popular around here, right? Then tell me, what do you do when hair starts getting everywhere? [He pokes one of the cushions on the couch with his staff, and it's obvious he's exaggerating his story a little.] Extra points if it's rabbit fur you have tips for. Though I kinda doubt it because what I'm always seeing in the network is...

[His eyes widen.]

...dogs.

[And so does his grin. There's "mischief" written all over his expression. At times like this, Jack manages to look like the annoying teenager he died as.]

Geez, there's really have a huge amount of dogs around, isn't it? Do you guys think maybe I could borrow them from you? Rent them? Just for a day. It's for a little... experiment.

[Jack might just be vanishing very quickly off the screen, as if something very large has just grabbed him by his skinny ankles and hoisted him skywards. A gruff Aussie accent identifies the culprit of aforementioned Jacknabbing.]

NO! I don't want no bloody dingos running about the place. They're unhygienic. [And this has nothing to do with the fact he's petrified of them, nope.]

Hey! What are you-- [A snort.] Awww, it's our dear kangaroo jealous? Don't worry, Cottontail, your fur will forever be the only one in our--

[Jack can't finish because he's suddenly being shaken, and the feed ends... but not without showing a giant furry creature doing the shaking first.

Another normal day in the Guardians' home, yup.]
livedtwice: (the boy who prefers spinach.)

[personal profile] livedtwice 2014-03-07 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You know exactly what the dogs would be for. Don't act like you're in third year again.
wasthemaster: (I think you just fucked that up)

[personal profile] wasthemaster 2014-03-07 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be ridiculous. I didn't have dogs in third year.
livedtwice: (the boy who is persuading your mum.)

[personal profile] livedtwice 2014-03-07 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You didn't need them. You had Crabbe and Goyle.
wasthemaster: (I bet you think you're clever)

[personal profile] wasthemaster 2014-03-07 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
They were rather well-trained, weren't they?

I believe this isn't a matter of your concern though, is it?
livedtwice: (the boy who likes 'em strange.)

[personal profile] livedtwice 2014-03-07 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm making it my concern, Malfoy.
wasthemaster: (I think this backfired)

[personal profile] wasthemaster 2014-03-07 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you ever going to stay out of my business?
livedtwice: (the boy who eats candy corn.)

[personal profile] livedtwice 2014-03-07 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
This is in public.
livedtwice: (the boy who checked out your mum.)

[personal profile] livedtwice 2014-03-07 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
And besides, what would your mother make of it?
wasthemaster: (I'm not happy with this turn of events)

[personal profile] wasthemaster 2014-03-07 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[....oh fuck you Harry that's not cool :(]

...oh shut up, Potter. [Disconnecting that line now tyvm he's already having enough of a crisis with Narcissa's existence as it is.]