asgardeventide | #005 [Video]

[Don't bother on wondering what's wrong with the bracelets today, travelers, because there's actually nothing wrong with them. The image is upside down because Jack is the one lying down like that, skinny legs resting on the back of the couch, his head almost touching the floor and making his hair spike in more directions than usual.

His question for the network sounds rather mundane and boring, especially for someone like Jack, but there's a grin on his face that shows there's more to it than it looks. Remember: never trust a prankster.]

Soooo. Pets are popular around here, right? Then tell me, what do you do when hair starts getting everywhere? [He pokes one of the cushions on the couch with his staff, and it's obvious he's exaggerating his story a little.] Extra points if it's rabbit fur you have tips for. Though I kinda doubt it because what I'm always seeing in the network is...

[His eyes widen.]

...dogs.

[And so does his grin. There's "mischief" written all over his expression. At times like this, Jack manages to look like the annoying teenager he died as.]

Geez, there's really have a huge amount of dogs around, isn't it? Do you guys think maybe I could borrow them from you? Rent them? Just for a day. It's for a little... experiment.

[Jack might just be vanishing very quickly off the screen, as if something very large has just grabbed him by his skinny ankles and hoisted him skywards. A gruff Aussie accent identifies the culprit of aforementioned Jacknabbing.]

NO! I don't want no bloody dingos running about the place. They're unhygienic. [And this has nothing to do with the fact he's petrified of them, nope.]

Hey! What are you-- [A snort.] Awww, it's our dear kangaroo jealous? Don't worry, Cottontail, your fur will forever be the only one in our--

[Jack can't finish because he's suddenly being shaken, and the feed ends... but not without showing a giant furry creature doing the shaking first.

Another normal day in the Guardians' home, yup.]

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Pleasure to meet you!

[ Really. He is gleeful. Easter isn't his favourite holiday but still. ]

I'm the Doctor.

[Bunny will MAKE it his favourite holiday.]

Pleasure's all mine, Doctor.

[ Good luck with that, brave soldier. ]

I'd been hoping you'd show up.

[Who needs look when you have chocolate to bribe people with?]

Really? They been telling you about me too have they?

[ He's not that great a fan of chocolate, sorry. ]

Well, a bit, but when you've got Santa and the Tooth Fairy and Sandyman, and Boogeyman and Jack Frost, it kind of makes sense that there would be an Easter Bunny.

[Just wait til he works out the fish fingers and custard thing. Just wait.]

'Course there would. Seems I'm the last one to get on board here.

Again.