Jack Frost (
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#005 [Video]
[Don't bother on wondering what's wrong with the bracelets today, travelers, because there's actually nothing wrong with them. The image is upside down because Jack is the one lying down like that, skinny legs resting on the back of the couch, his head almost touching the floor and making his hair spike in more directions than usual.
His question for the network sounds rather mundane and boring, especially for someone like Jack, but there's a grin on his face that shows there's more to it than it looks. Remember: never trust a prankster.]
Soooo. Pets are popular around here, right? Then tell me, what do you do when hair starts getting everywhere? [He pokes one of the cushions on the couch with his staff, and it's obvious he's exaggerating his story a little.] Extra points if it's rabbit fur you have tips for. Though I kinda doubt it because what I'm always seeing in the network is...
[His eyes widen.]
...dogs.
[And so does his grin. There's "mischief" written all over his expression. At times like this, Jack manages to look like the annoying teenager he died as.]
Geez, there's really have a huge amount of dogs around, isn't it? Do you guys think maybe I could borrow them from you? Rent them? Just for a day. It's for a little... experiment.
[Jack might just be vanishing very quickly off the screen, as if something very large has just grabbed him by his skinny ankles and hoisted him skywards. A gruff Aussie accent identifies the culprit of aforementioned Jacknabbing.]
NO! I don't want no bloody dingos running about the place. They're unhygienic. [And this has nothing to do with the fact he's petrified of them, nope.]
Hey! What are you-- [A snort.] Awww, it's our dear kangaroo jealous? Don't worry, Cottontail, your fur will forever be the only one in our--
[Jack can't finish because he's suddenly being shaken, and the feed ends... but not without showing a giant furry creature doing the shaking first.
Another normal day in the Guardians' home, yup.]
His question for the network sounds rather mundane and boring, especially for someone like Jack, but there's a grin on his face that shows there's more to it than it looks. Remember: never trust a prankster.]
Soooo. Pets are popular around here, right? Then tell me, what do you do when hair starts getting everywhere? [He pokes one of the cushions on the couch with his staff, and it's obvious he's exaggerating his story a little.] Extra points if it's rabbit fur you have tips for. Though I kinda doubt it because what I'm always seeing in the network is...
[His eyes widen.]
...dogs.
[And so does his grin. There's "mischief" written all over his expression. At times like this, Jack manages to look like the annoying teenager he died as.]
Geez, there's really have a huge amount of dogs around, isn't it? Do you guys think maybe I could borrow them from you? Rent them? Just for a day. It's for a little... experiment.
[Jack might just be vanishing very quickly off the screen, as if something very large has just grabbed him by his skinny ankles and hoisted him skywards. A gruff Aussie accent identifies the culprit of aforementioned Jacknabbing.]
NO! I don't want no bloody dingos running about the place. They're unhygienic. [And this has nothing to do with the fact he's petrified of them, nope.]
Hey! What are you-- [A snort.] Awww, it's our dear kangaroo jealous? Don't worry, Cottontail, your fur will forever be the only one in our--
[Jack can't finish because he's suddenly being shaken, and the feed ends... but not without showing a giant furry creature doing the shaking first.
Another normal day in the Guardians' home, yup.]
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Bunny. [Dave repeats, just to make sure this is real.] You know what, okay. You can talk. I can believe you're a bunny. I'm not even surprised. [Space, teleporting dogs and one of his best friends is also part dog. He can believe giant, talking bunnies.]
The real question is: do you want to know what a furry is.
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...When you say it that way, I'm less sure.
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Didn't mean it exactly like that. Just, do you want to know or not? Are you legitimately curious as to what they are? I can give you the in on a furry. You will leave this conversation being thoroughly schooled on their existence.
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No. It's okay, mate. I'll pass.
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I felt dirty even mentioning furries to you. Things I would not want to ever do. Have conversations of yiffing with the Easter Bunny.
My childhood is rolling in its grave for even the mere mention of it.
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...Glad I didn't mess up your conscience any more than I have already.
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I'm still kind of surprised to be talking to you. Like a general Easter Bunny you. It's not exactly something I considered. I haven't really celebrated most Holidays in awhile, which would include Easter.
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[The 'by Christmas' goes unsaid.]
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[Since when did the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus have a competitive streak?]
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Christmas. Me and North have a...thing going.
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Good luck, dude. [He would say that beating Christmas isn't really...possible. At least, Easter wasn't much of a big deal for him, but he's not gonna rain on the Easter Bunny's parade.] North would be Santa Claus, yeah? Is North like North Pole? [He was expecting just Nick or something.]
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That's him. It's Nicholas St.North.
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I think people will look forward to it. Easter, I mean. A chance to celebrate is something. [Especially if they consider that they're stuck in a war.]
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I mean. What do you do when Easter isn't coming around? Like, is it a lot of downtime or do you have other obligations during that time?
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Or any, actually.
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Guardian? [This isn't familiar to him. It's not something he grew up with.]
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It means I protect children from anything that tries to harm them, along with the others.
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The others? Who decides who's a guardian or not? [Does everyone with a Holiday end up one or?]
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...It's a long story
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[He's pretty sure a long story would end up being even more longwinded with questions involved.] Kinda neat though. Didn't know that was a thing.
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