[video] unicorn express

[arrogantsoandso]

[The boy who just activated the video function on his bracelet has absolutely no idea that he's done it. He doesn't seem to have much of a clue of anything he's doing or should be doing, really, judging by his expression.]

Fa... [He breaks off, because asking for his father like a lost child isn't actually what a De Noir should do in such a situation and his father would be the first to tell him that. Or just let him know with one look.] Wrolf?!

[Shouting for the giant dog lion doesn't come across as much braver, he realizes. So, squaring his shoulders he tries to fake some courage while really not feeling much other than confusion and fear. Where is he?]

What have you gotten us into now, Maria?

[The feed ends here, but when it starts again about a minute later, Robin is looking considerably more composed. At least he seems to be marginally less sure that talking to a bracelet is doing something other than making him look like he's lost his mind.]

Has anyone seen a girl? She may be riding on a unicorn.

[...he might still sound as if he's lost his mind, however.]

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[drinkupmehearties]

Aye. If you say so. [ ... says the master of being intentionally vague and abstruse. It's a trade secret of his, other people can't know it's effective. ]

She's important but not important. Got it. I will keep me eyes open for her, and I shall tell you if I spot her and her reddish hair.

[ He cocks his head to the side a bit. ] In any case, what's the lass doing associating herself with mythological creatures?

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[arrogantsoandso]

[But Robin could learn so many more secrets! Right after they're done trading eye make-up tips.]

I think it's more mythological creatures associating themselves with her.

...she's the Moonprincess.

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[drinkupmehearties]

[ He'd be in good hands, Jack's done his own make-up for years. ]

... Pardon. The what, now?

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[arrogantsoandso]

...it's a bit odd.

[Slightly less so if you grew up hearing about it.]

She has a giant black dog protecting her. But it's a lion.

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[drinkupmehearties]

[ Yeah that isn't any clearer. ]

Eh? How is it a lion if it's a dog?

Is the lass some sort of goddess or rather? I don't figure anyone can claim to rule a heavenly body. Not rightfully, at least.

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[arrogantsoandso]

What is that about her body?

[Astronomy lessons weren't a big part of her education and he's not sure where Jack is going with this, but it's definitely wrong.]

She doesn't rule anything! Although people do what she says a lot, but she just happens to have a point. Sometimes.

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[drinkupmehearties]

[ fff-ffff ]

Heavenly bodies, celestial bodies, the moon, the sun, et cetera. Savvy? Why, then, call her 'the Moonprincess', eh?

[ His eyebrows lift. ] I'd be forced to admit, lad, this has been the least enlightening conversation I've ever found meself apart of.