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[theredviper]

[By some surprise, Oberyn Martell, prince of Dorne, managed to keep to himself, if only out of necessity. He had some things to learn and to master quickly before proceeding with anything else.

As it happens, his mastery has come at such brilliant timing.]

Ah, and here I'd thought I'd left the tournaments for showmanship back in my home. I see I am gravely mistaken, as even princes take to showing such petty skill and even for such an open audience! Even my home had some decency for their displays, if you could call it as such. Should I, perhaps, apologize on behalf of my land, or should I simply let them be?

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[uncledaddy]

[ NOPE. He sees Oberyn, and he's not dealing with snakes tonight. They've a nasty habit of biting paws. ]

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[theredviper]

[Lose your claws, did you, Lannister?]

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[palebee]

You're of the same nation, then, sir?

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[theredviper]

[This damned thing with its texting. Convenient for quick communication, but still a nightmare in trying to work with it.

Give him a few, he'll get it.]

There's little use in denying it when they've already made fools of themselves and made the kingdom seem incompetent.

[Except it mostly is in his eyes, considering the lack of swift justice...]

[freewoman]

So you're from the South, too? [SURROUNDED BY BLOODY SOUTHERNERS.]

[theredviper]

You must not be very fond of the South if you pose such a question.

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[exiling]

[ Oh good. A Martell (says the name attached to the message, she's so good at her bracelet now). Potential ally.

WHY DID YOU ARRIVE IN TIME TO SEE THAT? ]

Let them be - unless you bend knee to either of them.

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[theredviper]

[Silver blonde hair, of fair features...

Not a face he expected to see, truly.]

If only by necessity, your highness.

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[lt_blade]

Unless they've some connection other than being from your world-let them be.

Judging from the video and its responses, it would be a waste of breath.

[theredviper]

Of course it would be, we have wasted enough time fighting for less.

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[seventyfirst]

Oh, don't apologise. I thought the whole thing was very amusing. [ seriously, she's still chuckling quietly to herself and everything ] Are you all like that in your land?

[ you know, total nut jobs? ]

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[theredviper]

[He laughs.] Careful, one would think you have no allegiance or have little fondness for either prince.

[Not that he prefers one, currently, but that's just the way Westeros functions.]

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[gallifreyfalls]

I'd let them just get on with it, without getting involved. They'll wear themselves out eventually.

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[theredviper]

They'll wear themselves out when blood is spilt and someone is on their knees.

[bruxisms]

I had not thought that I would find myself agreeing with Prince Oberyn Martell.

[ He had not known the man overly well, though he had seemed to be nearly as free with women as Robert had been. ]

Nor had I thought to see Prince Oberyn Martell.

[ For had he not received news of his death at the Wall, along with Tywin Lannister's? ]

[theredviper]

For what use are eyes if they're not meant to see, Stannis Baratheon? [He almost chuckles. One of the many kings of Westeros.] Do you believe us Martells to be of little sense?

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[dyingisnotdead]

...well it seems your head is intact.

[Loras such a charmer.]

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[theredviper]

[Oh, yes, you.]

A very keen observation, ser.

text/private forever, etc.

[emgoldened]

The son of a traitor and a king.

That is what you meant, yes?

Re: text/private forever, etc.

[theredviper]

[THIS TEXTING THING. It went well the first time now he's just irritated that he can't make it function nearly half as well.

Though, he will admit surprise upon realizing that the silver-blonde young man of the pair was, indeed, who he had initially believed it could be. A little time in this foreign land to himself afforded some knowledge, but, for now, he can only play at being well-informed.]

And somehow neither can possess the upbringing of even a child prince when both are descended of kings?

Perhaps I should afford the both of you better titles.

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[needsnoheadsman]

[The Red Viper. Great. Great.

Still, somehow Robb can't help but agree.]

Let them be. Most everyone here knows better than judge all of the Seven Kingdoms by their example.

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[theredviper]

[And what does the Young Wolf have to judge upon the stranger that is the Red Viper? Surely he is wiser than to believe all things?]

Most everyone here. Such a curious choice of words.

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[cassock]

[ Ugh, such lofty airs, as if anyone gives a damn. Blighted nobility... ] Unless Viserys and the child king are directly under your care, there's nothing to apologize for.

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[theredviper]

[And so the confirmation continues.

What a curious land.

Not that his own presence was curious enough. One of the two should might as well be under his care, to an extent.]

I would prefer to apologize that everyone here would have been subjected to such sights.

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[hisstrength]

They're idiots. Unless that's your fault somehow, I don't see why you should apologize.

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[theredviper]

I can safely say that none of those actions are related to myself.

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[therightchoice]

I don't think you should apologize.

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[theredviper]

So young and so clear with intention? How impressive.

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[sicarius]

[He's actually chuckling from seeing the entire spectacle.]

From a boy who claims he is a king, he is still very much a child. I doubt either of them are the age they claim to be.

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[theredviper]

Many claim to be a king, but few possess the ability to actually be a king.

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[dishonouring]

[ Oh, hey pal. Aware of you, not really at the point where he has a great deal of fucks to give. Actually, he automatically doesn't like your swagger. He doesn't like many people. ]

The Seven Kingdoms have far more embarrassing displays to answer for than the squabbling of two princes. [ I mean, like Jorah has room to talk. ] Leave them be. The situation has been dealt with.

no shh

[theredviper]

[Not a lot of people like his swagger.]

Has it now? Or has it only been dealt with for this once.