❋ 001 Video

[snakescharm]

[The video starts and a beautiful person can be seen staring intently at the device. Long, silky silver hair cascades freely against his bangs. Rich amber eyes are focused intently on whoever is looking. ]

Hello my lovelies~

[If it’s not for his voice you would be prone to believe you were staring at a attractive woman. A strand of pale hair is flicked back dramatically as he cocks his head to the side and offers a small mysterious smile.]

I’m looking for my dear family members. Has anyone seen some handsome Sohmas running around?

[His smile becomes a little wider.]

If there’s something our family was blessed with, it’s beauty. I’m the perfect example, don’t you think so? Mmm!

[And here he turns and poses, one hand on his hip while the other holds his chin thoughtfully.]

Don’t worry. Stare as much as you like. My beauty is meant to be shared!

[Vain much? And he might just be opening a few of those buttons to show more of his beauty. Fortunately he seems to stop for now and instead focuses once again on the device. A hint of worry reaches those features.]

Is this some sort of abduction? It would explain a lot of things. Royalty are always easy targets. My prestigious bloodline has always been in peril. The brave prince abducted while his country suffers...

BUT NO MATTER!

[Determination shines deeply now in his eyes. Can you feel it? He’s ready to go to war.]

We will triumph! My brothers and sisters! I will lead you all to victory.

TRUST ME!

MY BODY IS YOURS!

Comments

[video] I apologize for all the brain breakage xD

[snakescharm]

What is a home without friendship and love? It's like a dark hole in space where little martians are pulled in. Sad story really.

[nods]

Oh my grandfather really wasn't the story type. He never told me a story.

[He seems to be listening now...or not.]

Well, I would love some warm noodles and some riceballs now. You can bring them to me. I'm in the Freya house.

Re: [video] Don't apologize, I love it so much! :D

[attorneyatloud]

Martians? I--

But you said... but what about the knight and the seahorse?

[He should be used to dealing with weird and unhelpful people by now, but somehow, he still has the capacity to be surprised.]

I'm a lawyer, not a food delivery service!

[zodiacpun]

Ayame. Please don't order people around, he isn't a servant.

[snakescharm]

I'm making friends!

Oh he's a lawyer. Maybe he can do something about that ex-girlfriend of yours. Did you give her anything valuable?

[zodiacpun]

I think there are more important things to think about right now.

[attorneyatloud]

Is he a friend of yours?

I thought he needed help, but now I'm not sure what kind of help he needs.

[zodiacpun]

He's my cousin, and he doesn't need any help. He is more than capable of fending for himself.

[attorneyatloud]

Oh, I didn't mean it as an insult or anything! Sorry if it came out wrong.

I just meant, he seemed not to know what was going on, which is understandable, considering, but now I don't know... I couldn't tell if he was pulling my leg. But I'm sure he's fine if you say so!

[zodiacpun]

No I apologize for anything he might have said to offend you.

[attorneyatloud]

No, he's fine. He's more bewildering than offensive. So far.

I don't think I've met anyone else who has family here. [Even if it is very weird family, Apollo supposes that would be nice.]

[video]

[snakescharm]

But you see I can't get it myself.

[he's kind of holding back tears]

There's all this beauty but I'm so weak and I need your help.

[video]

[attorneyatloud]

That is not a valid medical condition.

[Apollo can be a sucker, but he's not in the least convinced by this.]

I'm sure you'll be fine. There's free food in your house. Someone there can get some for you if you really can't move.

[video]

[snakescharm]

Fine, fine. I just ask to be buried in a crystal casket with lots of roses if I starve. [sighs.

Oh but hello he's once again perking up.]

What's your name, lawyer-kun?

[video]

[attorneyatloud]

Crystal casket? O-okay. I'll make a note? [He could draw up a will, but hopefully that won't be required.] No one's going to let you starve. If there's any real danger of that, I'll bring you some food myself. [He doesn't think it's going to come up.]

My name's Apollo Justice.

[video]

[snakescharm]

Please do. Also include something about them calling me the great and beautiful Ayame-sama.

[Oh...you shouldn't offer to do that. He's all smiles again.]

Apollo Justice, that really suits you lawyer-kun!