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[snakescharm]

[The video starts and a beautiful person can be seen staring intently at the device. Long, silky silver hair cascades freely against his bangs. Rich amber eyes are focused intently on whoever is looking. ]

Hello my lovelies~

[If it’s not for his voice you would be prone to believe you were staring at a attractive woman. A strand of pale hair is flicked back dramatically as he cocks his head to the side and offers a small mysterious smile.]

I’m looking for my dear family members. Has anyone seen some handsome Sohmas running around?

[His smile becomes a little wider.]

If there’s something our family was blessed with, it’s beauty. I’m the perfect example, don’t you think so? Mmm!

[And here he turns and poses, one hand on his hip while the other holds his chin thoughtfully.]

Don’t worry. Stare as much as you like. My beauty is meant to be shared!

[Vain much? And he might just be opening a few of those buttons to show more of his beauty. Fortunately he seems to stop for now and instead focuses once again on the device. A hint of worry reaches those features.]

Is this some sort of abduction? It would explain a lot of things. Royalty are always easy targets. My prestigious bloodline has always been in peril. The brave prince abducted while his country suffers...

BUT NO MATTER!

[Determination shines deeply now in his eyes. Can you feel it? He’s ready to go to war.]

We will triumph! My brothers and sisters! I will lead you all to victory.

TRUST ME!

MY BODY IS YOURS!

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[rarimatiger]

[Kisa only had to hear the first words to know who it was.]

Ayame-gii?

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[snakescharm]

[Could it be?]

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[snakescharm]

Kisa-chan!

My dear what are you doing here?

[mane_priority]

This is getting ridiculous...

[snakescharm]

Rin!!!

[sparkly smile. Oh glorious family!]

How are you doing, my lovely?

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[deadwhisperer]

Uum.....thank...you...? [ oh my god WHAT EVEN ]

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[snakescharm]

You're very welcome.

[poses a bit more]

Don't worry there's plenty of me to go around~

[blessedthy]

...

[Just. Here, have Kirei trying to figure out if this strange man is trying to throw people off guard or it's his personality.]

[snakescharm]

Oh, so silent. Have you been captivated by my beauty?

[so confident!]

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[attorneyatloud]

Uh... hi.

[What does he even say to that?]

Yes, you've been abducted. We all were. [Did this guy not listen to the maid?] We've been brought here by gods. I don't think it has anything to do with being royalty, since most people here aren't.

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[snakescharm]

[Nope. He thinks the world revolves around him.]

Not even the Gods can contain me!

[pause]

Do I really look like royalty?

[smiles brightly~]

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[dreamsonwings]

Eh?!

W-w-why would you say something like that?!!!

[And cue little freak out.]

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[snakescharm]

Say what, my flower?

[He probably forgot what he just said.]

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[clockeyes]

...

I'm sure your body is wonderful, but I'm not in particular need of it right now.

[WHAT DID HE JUST WATCH]

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[snakescharm]

[sad look]

Oh. Does that mean you found someone better and more delicate than me?

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[blastias]

[There's really only one reaction Rita can initially have to this.]

What.

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[snakescharm]

Don't be shy, little dove.

Take whatever you need of me!

[last_to_kneel]

[Okay, this guy reminds him of his boss, only Dartz wasn't nearly that blatantly narcissistic but damn he's pretty close.]

I rather not.

[snakescharm]

Intimidated or shy?

[smiles]

There's no reason, I can assure! I can handle it!

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[respite]

[ ... but that can't-- she... but... that-- but but but--




... think you just broke her brain :c ]

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[snakescharm]

[Stares...oh my, what a cute little thing.]

Are you an angel who has been sent to guide me?

[run, just run.]

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[yingyangmoo]

Ah.

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[snakescharm]

Haru-kun!

[All his love!]

[zodiacpun]

[He's not seeing this. Hatori sighs and turns on the feed.]

You should save your jokes until people better know you.

[snakescharm]

...[laughs]

Hatori!

Mmm? What jokes?

[innocent look]

I meant it. My body is offered to all of you...even you!

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[pervertedly]

[WELL HELLO AYA~ HELLO...]

I do hope I have first priority, Aya~

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[snakescharm]

[Hello yourself]

Only if you haven't been cheating on me, Shigure.

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[gluttivi]

[ ...... Wh...

What did she just listen to??? ]

What does your body have to do with war?

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[snakescharm]

War can be a merciless thing, my lady.

Some sacrifices are meant to be made. I'm willing to pay that price!

[such a drama queen]

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[snugglesjugs]

[Aladdin is clearly pinged by the royalty comment. Even if he can't really tell if this is a man or a flat-chested woman ah well.

There are more important things to focus on]

Um Mister, you've been kidnapped but you don't need to sacrifice yourself.

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[snakescharm]

[Stares. Oh hi dear cute little thing.]

Is there a prince that will save me?

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[ex_imagining529]

[Well, that was strange. Baby chooses to ignore most of it in favor of a single point in the broadcast.]

I don't think we really need a leader. We just need to work together in smaller groups if we wanted to be efficient.

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[snakescharm]

Oh but a ship needs a captain!

[smiles]

I'll probably look good with an eye-patch and a parrot on my shoulder~

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[briochetime]

[He opens his mouth several times as if about to say something, but just ends up closing it and lapsing into nonplussed staring instead.]

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[snakescharm]

It's ok. Take your time.

[smiles]

I know that my looks can be a bit too much for a simple man.

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[ofthursday]

How would lead anyone to victory, and over what?

[Picking out the only thing he can actually comment on because the rest is just. Human weirdness he didn't understand but doesn't actually realize is that strange.]

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[snakescharm]

Teamwork and the power of love, beauty and fashion!

[grins confidently]

Do not underestimate how strong of a force those three can be!

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[liarflower]

[Oh, it's like she's back home again--this guy reminds her of someone. She can't really do anything but stare.]

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[snakescharm]

Are you okay? Blinded by my undeniable beauty?

[Just take it all in~]

[video] oh god what am I even doing

[kidemonas]

[Rider's just staring...and it's not out of awe.]

[What did she just watch?]

[video] being charmed by this snake~ kajdkjas Rider <3

[snakescharm]

[smiles]

Don't be shy. There's enough of me to go around.

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[falenandawn]

[The expression on Freyjadour's face is polite, but there's a hint of disbelief. What sort of royalty would act in such a-

No, nevermind.]

You are royalty, then?

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[snakescharm]

Do you doubt my words?

[You get a look. It's a mix between disbelief and hurt.]

Could such a fair being like myself be anything else?