Video - Day 386

[teenyoda]

[Stiles' face shows up on the screen and he's looking maybe just a little worse for wear. There's lines around his eyes and he looks like he hasn't been sleeping well.]

So, the timing on this could be better. I'll be jumping on the wagon to Alfheim tomorrow morning and, um, I need a favor.

[He really should have locked this from his dad, but he hadn't really been on his game when he'd decided to make this.]

Could someone come in and check up on Scott while I'm gone? He went all grey and we can't find his bracelet. I've got him sort of... tied up to his bed, but I need someone to come by and make sure he eats and uh, you know, bathroom stuff.

[Anyone who knew him could see this wasn't an easy thing to ask. Someone was feeling especially guilty at the moment.]

I can't leave him like that, so if no one can do it, I'll just have to, ah, let him go. But with all this going on right now...

I'd just really appreciate a little help. I'll owe someone. Hugely.

[There's a pause, then Stiles looks directly into the screen instead of letting his eyes jump all around it.]

Please.

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[predators]

I wasn't talking about Scott.

[ fuck scott. ]

[teenyoda]

What? Then what are you talking about?

[predators]

[ HE SIGHS.... and then adjusts the bracelet a little until you can see a somewhat familiar, dark furred wolfy-face. she looks bigger, somewhat, than how you left her at derek's door during christmas, but hey. ]

[teenyoda]

[Ooooh, right. The wolf cub.]

You do realize that if you really do want to go, you can leave her with someone. I'm leaving Hale here, since it's not like I'm going to take him onto a battlefield with me.

[predators]

[ a thing he's realized but-- ] No.

[teenyoda]

Aww..

[Stiles is grinning now.]

You love her that much, huh? I knew you just needed a fluffy pet.

[predators]

I never said anything about love. [ so shut the fuck up. ]

I hope you aren't expecting me to name her Stilinski.

[teenyoda]

You don't have to. It's in that little furry face. You wuv your daddy, don't you booboo?

[Yes, he was talking to the wolf.]

God, no. What a cruel name for a dog.

[predators]

[ YEAHHH okay making sure you can't see her anymore, freak. ]

Good. [ at least you recognize as much. ]

[teenyoda]

[Hale had come over to see what all the fuss was about, making a squeaky chirp at the wolf before Derek moved the camera away.]

Aww, he almost had a playmate. Way to go, dad. You're a terrible dad.

[predators]

I'm not anyone's dad, Stiles. And I'm not sure wolves and dragons are meant to mingle.

[teenyoda]

They're babies, Derek. They don't know well enough to hate the other.

[predators]

What makes you the expert. That, and I don't want to hear your whining when your lizard gets hurt.

[teenyoda]

Because only teenagers and adults hate things and that's because they learned to. Haven't you ever seen fawns and bobcat cubs playing together?

[predators]

No. [ l: ]

[teenyoda]

Really. Mister 'I watch the Discovery Channel' has never seen baby prey and predators having fun. Wow, Derek. You need to get out more.

Or, you know, just have access to the internet.

[predators]

Because googling baby animals is what I'd do with internet access.

[teenyoda]

Well, I sure as hell don't see you googling porn. You're way too pent up for that.

[predators]

[ ....seriously stiles... ]

Nobody uses google for porn.

[teenyoda]

Sure they do. You get all the best random images there.

[predators]

No, you get the disturbing images. [ beat. angry squint. ] I'm not talking about this with you.

[teenyoda]

Oh my god!! You totally googled porn. When? How long ago? What did you google specifically? Was it doggystyle stuff? Oh god...

[He looked like Christmas had come again.]

[predators]

[ has he ever told you ho much he hates you? ]

You're messed up, you know that?

[teenyoda]

[Every day.]

Why? Because I know you googled doggystyle werewolf porn? It's okay, Derek. I'm sure it's totally a normal werewolf thing.

[predators]

Oddly specific things you're accusing me of. Sure that's not what you've been searching?