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[whitechocolate]

So I really need a job. [ Sam's made some money busking around the city but it's not enough to pay for rent to share a place with Satan, aka Santana Lopez. ]

I have experience back home working at Dairy Queen and I was also an erotic entertainer. [ A stripper in other words. He pauses thoughtfully. ] Not at Dairy Queen. I probably would have got thrown out if I stripped there. The stripping was somewhere else. But I don't really want to go back to doing that. [ He's not that desperate for money. Not anymore. ]

Anyway, I'm a hard worker and I like to sing... Actually, if someone could hire me to sing all day, that'd be awesome. Maybe like a singing waiter or something?

I also make art! Out of macaroni. Y'know, the pasta. Here's one I did of one of the gods.

[ Sam presents a portrait of Thor but made out pasta. Picture something like this but with Thor's face. ]

If anyone's interested in hiring me, let me know. [ And with Sam done listing his, uh, unique hobbies, he's about to end the video when he gets distracted by something in his lap. ] Blaine, did you just poop on me? Gross, dude.

[ Don't worry, Blaine isn't a person--well, he is, but Sam's talking to his new pet, Blaine the hamster, who's wearing a tiny bowtie. The footage ends on Blaine. ]

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[ladykisses]

Did you draw yourself that? [Because, she'd like to know where her cat is.]

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[whitechocolate]

[ Have a small look of confusion from Sam. ] Draw what?

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[ladykisses]

Blaine. The hamster.

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[bythewaves]

[ hello person he's never met before, you pinged him with the music reference ]

If you like to sing, sir, have you tried the local taverns and eateries? Most are happy enough to hire a bard, or at the least, to provide meals for song. [ guess what he's been doing ] It might be better than... [ Humans are so weird ] your previous form of employ.

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[whitechocolate]

[ Sam looks a little surprised at being called "sir" at his age. ] Bards are musicians, right? I haven't tried those, but it's a good idea. If I ask around all of them, someone's bound to take pity on me and hire me.

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[bythewaves]

[ he can call you 'young master' instead if you like? ]

Something like, yes. Your pardon, I forget that the language has changed so. Most of the eateries in Freyr are happy enough to add music to their repertoire

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[gayagenda]

Okay, the Blaine thing has to stop.

And also, didn't I tell you to just go with stripper? I mean, come on, seriously.

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[whitechocolate]

Blaine keeps getting sent home so I named a hamster after him that definitely won't get sent home. It's not a big deal.

I can't be White Chocolate again... I don't even know if there are strip clubs here and I don't think Erica would be cool with it. [ Sam definitely wouldn't be comfortable with Erica stripping in Asgard. ]

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[gayagenda]

Do they have therapists here? Because you could definitely use the therapy. [At least, as far as she can see, Sam is way too attached to Blaine. It's not even like he's in love with him or anything. That might even be understandable.]

And I meant the part where you used "erotic entertainer" instead. You don't have to strip.

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[congeals]

I work at a café that's hiring. Singing and macaroni art aren't... uh, job requirements or anything, but I don't see why you couldn't.

Cool hamster, by the way.

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[whitechocolate]

Really? What café?

Thanks. I felt kinda down when my best friend left so I thought I'd cheer myself up by getting a pet... uh, not that he can be easily replaced by a hamster.

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[justonetouch]

[Not going to lie. When he said macaroni art, she had been expecting... Well, something a kid would make. But that?]

Ah don't think I've ever seen macaroni like that. It's cool.

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[whitechocolate]

[ It's pretty impressive, right? ]

Thanks! I've done loads more portraits back home during art class, mostly of famous people... Art class is one of the few classes I don't suck at.

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[gymnast]

[ Just.

Give Allison a moment. (A long moment.) She needs to process all of what was just said. ]

You... were a stripper and you make macaroni art? [ Really good macaroni art, but that doesn't really matter. ]

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[whitechocolate]

We actually prefer to be called erotic entertainers... but yeah. Why do you sound surprised? You don't think strippers can be artistic?

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[unsparing]

[ Squinting down at her bracelet because what? This kid looks young, like teens young. Like - too young to be an erotic entertainer young. ]

An erotic entertainer. [ Deadpan echo. ] And how old are you again?

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[whitechocolate]

[ Definitely too young to be an erotic entertainer. ]

Old enough to gain abs? [ Which had been enough for his boss to hire him despite being underage... Luckily he quit such a shady place. ]

[truesight]

Holy Hera, that is one impressive piece of macaroni art. [ yeah sorry she's trying really hard to help on the job hunting advice, but. art. macaroni art ] That's amazing. Wow. How long did it take you to make that?

[whitechocolate]

Holy what? [ Sorry, Sam's knowledge of Greek mythology isn't any good. ] You really thank it's good? Thanks! It took me over a week, a couple of hours spent on it a day.

[frothing]

You got a hamster? I got an armadillo. [ he's turning out not to be the nicest pet.] The bowtie's brillant.

[whitechocolate]

Seriously? That's the coolest pet ever. [ Sam grins at the bow tie comment. ] They're not really my thing but my friend Blaine loves them, the dude I named the hamster after. Do you want a bow tie for your armadillo?

[etoaktagamat]

What does an erotic entertainer do? And none of these things seem to be profitable skills.

You could see if Severus would allow you to teach music at his school?

wow thank you for the awesome job suggestion!

[whitechocolate]

An erotic entertainer dances on stage in little to no clothing. To music. It's an art.

I heard about a school but I didn't wanna be a student because I actually like the fact that I don't have homework here... but teaching music would be really cool. I'd be like Mr. Schue but a younger, more abulous version.

[mulletrock]

You need a life's more like it.

[Maybe it was harsh, but the stuff this kid just advertised wasn't gonna get him anywhere.]

Okay, how're you with menial labor? The Roadhouse could use a bus boy and if you promise not to sing, ever, while you're around I'll think about setting up an interview.

[whitechocolate]

It's kinda hard to have a life here, man.

You don't like singing? Is that because you can't?