ѕαм evαɴѕ (
whitechocolate) wrote in
asgardeventide2014-01-05 08:15 pm
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So I really need a job. [ Sam's made some money busking around the city but it's not enough to pay for rent to share a place with Satan, aka Santana Lopez. ]
I have experience back home working at Dairy Queen and I was also an erotic entertainer. [ A stripper in other words. He pauses thoughtfully. ] Not at Dairy Queen. I probably would have got thrown out if I stripped there. The stripping was somewhere else. But I don't really want to go back to doing that. [ He's not that desperate for money. Not anymore. ]
Anyway, I'm a hard worker and I like to sing... Actually, if someone could hire me to sing all day, that'd be awesome. Maybe like a singing waiter or something?
I also make art! Out of macaroni. Y'know, the pasta. Here's one I did of one of the gods.
[ Sam presents a portrait of Thor but made out pasta. Picture something like this but with Thor's face. ]
If anyone's interested in hiring me, let me know. [ And with Sam done listing his, uh, unique hobbies, he's about to end the video when he gets distracted by something in his lap. ] Blaine, did you just poop on me? Gross, dude.
[ Don't worry, Blaine isn't a person--well, he is, but Sam's talking to his new pet, Blaine the hamster, who's wearing a tiny bowtie. The footage ends on Blaine. ]
I have experience back home working at Dairy Queen and I was also an erotic entertainer. [ A stripper in other words. He pauses thoughtfully. ] Not at Dairy Queen. I probably would have got thrown out if I stripped there. The stripping was somewhere else. But I don't really want to go back to doing that. [ He's not that desperate for money. Not anymore. ]
Anyway, I'm a hard worker and I like to sing... Actually, if someone could hire me to sing all day, that'd be awesome. Maybe like a singing waiter or something?
I also make art! Out of macaroni. Y'know, the pasta. Here's one I did of one of the gods.
[ Sam presents a portrait of Thor but made out pasta. Picture something like this but with Thor's face. ]
If anyone's interested in hiring me, let me know. [ And with Sam done listing his, uh, unique hobbies, he's about to end the video when he gets distracted by something in his lap. ] Blaine, did you just poop on me? Gross, dude.
[ Don't worry, Blaine isn't a person--well, he is, but Sam's talking to his new pet, Blaine the hamster, who's wearing a tiny bowtie. The footage ends on Blaine. ]

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If you like to sing, sir, have you tried the local taverns and eateries? Most are happy enough to hire a bard, or at the least, to provide meals for song. [ guess what he's been doing ] It might be better than... [ Humans are so weird ] your previous form of employ.
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Something like, yes. Your pardon, I forget that the language has changed so. Most of the eateries in Freyr are happy enough to add music to their repertoire
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And also, didn't I tell you to just go with stripper? I mean, come on, seriously.
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I can't be White Chocolate again... I don't even know if there are strip clubs here and I don't think Erica would be cool with it. [ Sam definitely wouldn't be comfortable with Erica stripping in Asgard. ]
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And I meant the part where you used "erotic entertainer" instead. You don't have to strip.
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Cool hamster, by the way.
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Thanks. I felt kinda down when my best friend left so I thought I'd cheer myself up by getting a pet... uh, not that he can be easily replaced by a hamster.
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Ah don't think I've ever seen macaroni like that. It's cool.
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Thanks! I've done loads more portraits back home during art class, mostly of famous people... Art class is one of the few classes I don't suck at.
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Give Allison a moment. (A long moment.) She needs to process all of what was just said. ]
You... were a stripper and you make macaroni art? [ Really good macaroni art, but that doesn't really matter. ]
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An erotic entertainer. [ Deadpan echo. ] And how old are you again?
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Old enough to gain abs? [ Which had been enough for his boss to hire him despite being underage... Luckily he quit such a shady place. ]
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You could see if Severus would allow you to teach music at his school?
wow thank you for the awesome job suggestion!
I heard about a school but I didn't wanna be a student because I actually like the fact that I don't have homework here... but teaching music would be really cool. I'd be like Mr. Schue but a younger, more abulous version.
yw. ;) and dean works there too soo...
oh cool! ty for being a genius
;) <333
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[Maybe it was harsh, but the stuff this kid just advertised wasn't gonna get him anywhere.]
Okay, how're you with menial labor? The Roadhouse could use a bus boy and if you promise not to sing, ever, while you're around I'll think about setting up an interview.
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You don't like singing? Is that because you can't?
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