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[whitechocolate]

So I really need a job. [ Sam's made some money busking around the city but it's not enough to pay for rent to share a place with Satan, aka Santana Lopez. ]

I have experience back home working at Dairy Queen and I was also an erotic entertainer. [ A stripper in other words. He pauses thoughtfully. ] Not at Dairy Queen. I probably would have got thrown out if I stripped there. The stripping was somewhere else. But I don't really want to go back to doing that. [ He's not that desperate for money. Not anymore. ]

Anyway, I'm a hard worker and I like to sing... Actually, if someone could hire me to sing all day, that'd be awesome. Maybe like a singing waiter or something?

I also make art! Out of macaroni. Y'know, the pasta. Here's one I did of one of the gods.

[ Sam presents a portrait of Thor but made out pasta. Picture something like this but with Thor's face. ]

If anyone's interested in hiring me, let me know. [ And with Sam done listing his, uh, unique hobbies, he's about to end the video when he gets distracted by something in his lap. ] Blaine, did you just poop on me? Gross, dude.

[ Don't worry, Blaine isn't a person--well, he is, but Sam's talking to his new pet, Blaine the hamster, who's wearing a tiny bowtie. The footage ends on Blaine. ]

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[ladykisses]

Did you draw yourself that? [Because, she'd like to know where her cat is.]

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[bythewaves]

[ hello person he's never met before, you pinged him with the music reference ]

If you like to sing, sir, have you tried the local taverns and eateries? Most are happy enough to hire a bard, or at the least, to provide meals for song. [ guess what he's been doing ] It might be better than... [ Humans are so weird ] your previous form of employ.

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[gayagenda]

Okay, the Blaine thing has to stop.

And also, didn't I tell you to just go with stripper? I mean, come on, seriously.

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[congeals]

I work at a café that's hiring. Singing and macaroni art aren't... uh, job requirements or anything, but I don't see why you couldn't.

Cool hamster, by the way.

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[justonetouch]

[Not going to lie. When he said macaroni art, she had been expecting... Well, something a kid would make. But that?]

Ah don't think I've ever seen macaroni like that. It's cool.

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[whitechocolate]

[ Have a small look of confusion from Sam. ] Draw what?

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[ladykisses]

Blaine. The hamster.

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[whitechocolate]

[ Sam looks a little surprised at being called "sir" at his age. ] Bards are musicians, right? I haven't tried those, but it's a good idea. If I ask around all of them, someone's bound to take pity on me and hire me.

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[whitechocolate]

Oh... No. I just got him from the pet store. [ He looks sheepish since he still hasn't mastered the power to make animals come to life yet. ]

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[ladykisses]

I thought the pet store was closed.

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[whitechocolate]

Blaine keeps getting sent home so I named a hamster after him that definitely won't get sent home. It's not a big deal.

I can't be White Chocolate again... I don't even know if there are strip clubs here and I don't think Erica would be cool with it. [ Sam definitely wouldn't be comfortable with Erica stripping in Asgard. ]

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[whitechocolate]

The one in Freya? I thought so too but it was open when I passed it the other day. I couldn't resist buying this little guy.

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[ladykisses]

I don't think I can get a new cat. Lord Tubbington would know.

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[whitechocolate]

I really don't think he'd find out, Brittany...

But I didn't see any fat cats for sale.

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[ladykisses]

He has a thyroid condition. [Maybe?]

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[whitechocolate]

Really? What café?

Thanks. I felt kinda down when my best friend left so I thought I'd cheer myself up by getting a pet... uh, not that he can be easily replaced by a hamster.

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[whitechocolate]

[ It's pretty impressive, right? ]

Thanks! I've done loads more portraits back home during art class, mostly of famous people... Art class is one of the few classes I don't suck at.

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[bythewaves]

[ he can call you 'young master' instead if you like? ]

Something like, yes. Your pardon, I forget that the language has changed so. Most of the eateries in Freyr are happy enough to add music to their repertoire

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[justonetouch]

They teach you macaroni in your art class?

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[gayagenda]

Do they have therapists here? Because you could definitely use the therapy. [At least, as far as she can see, Sam is way too attached to Blaine. It's not even like he's in love with him or anything. That might even be understandable.]

And I meant the part where you used "erotic entertainer" instead. You don't have to strip.

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[gymnast]

[ Just.

Give Allison a moment. (A long moment.) She needs to process all of what was just said. ]

You... were a stripper and you make macaroni art? [ Really good macaroni art, but that doesn't really matter. ]

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[unsparing]

[ Squinting down at her bracelet because what? This kid looks young, like teens young. Like - too young to be an erotic entertainer young. ]

An erotic entertainer. [ Deadpan echo. ] And how old are you again?

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[whitechocolate]

Okay... Has Santana talked to you about living together yet?

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[ladykisses]

No. [Have a sad frown!!!!]

Why are you guys going to live together? I thought you were dating the boring girl.

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[whitechocolate]

Her name's Erica. And she's not boring.

Santana suggested you, her and I live together. I told her it might be awkward for you, though.