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[rewarded]

[Hello, Asgard! Today, there is a face on the network that hasn't really been seen much lately. Granted, she's been kind of avoiding everyone because life sucks and nothing is new, but. You know. Today she kind of has a purpose for posting something here.

Staring at something just slightly above the camera, she'll be twirling a strand of hair between her fingers as she begins to speak.]

So... I want someone to beat the shit out of me. [Yeah. That's sure a thing that just came out of her mouth. After a beat, she adds:] Well — I'll be beating the shit out of you, too. But I mostly just want someone to beat the shit out of me.

[O...kay... She stays quiet for a couple of seconds after this, before she stops twirling her hair and looks directly at her bracelet. She looks like she's 100% uninterested in everything ever, but at least her tone is cheery enough as she prattles on.]

You can use knives, guns, sticks, your hands... whatever. If you feel like trying to kill me, just be sure to do it after I've had my fun. Otherwise, it's boring as shit. [SOMEONE HAS ISSUES TODAY, and she's pretty serious about all of this.] Reply if you're interested.

[And, that's it. Wow.]

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[samantha_grey]

Eve... seriously?

[Her voice is scratchy, rough, and the look on her face just bleeds 'you knew this would get me to react, so why didn't you filter me out unless you didn't want the talking to of your life?' Of course, at the same time just hearing all this had her barely riled enough that she kind of did want to beat the shit out of Eve.

She usually kind of wanted to these days a little.]

Define 'I've had my fun.' And I swear to god, if Henry responds I'm chaperoning the fuck out of this.

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[rewarded]

Yes. Seriously.

[The answer to that look clearly lies in the fact that she just... didn't care enough to bother. Like, at all. It's pretty hard to care about things when you're in a funk and just want someone to punch you, yo.

Still, totally not defining that.]

Who's Henry? He sounds like fun, if you want to play chaperon.

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[samantha_grey]

He's a little death-obsessed white-hared freak. And if you're planning to get yourself killed, you don't want me as a chaperone.

[She growled at Eve, both from her partially damaged vocal chords from having died, and from how badly she was pissed off.]

Meet me at the arena. If you really need to blow off steam, you know I've been wanting a ... word with you.

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[pmsgargoyle]

And the point of it, is...?

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[rewarded]

I'm bored. [That's pretty much it.]

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[pmsgargoyle]

Even the killing part?

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[necrowmantic]

[How could anyone resist an offer like that? He's laughing, of course, but it's friendly.]

If I'm NOT trying to kill ya, it's way harder to know when to stop. People kinda die anyway when you cut off all their limbs. I hope you're okay with a grisly death!

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[samantha_grey]

[Someone... might finally get Samantha to come after them if she finds out there really was limb removal involved. Oh yes... yes indeed.

She is SO stalking this thread.]

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[rewarded]

[Ah... grisly. She looks kind of excited by that possibility, even though she's totally trying to play it cool.]

I don't care. Just consider it an exercise in patience or whatever.

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[necrowmantic]

Suuuure. I can try patience if there's blood involved. So where should I come and find ya?

[He's cheerful but calm, not even curious as to why the request was there in the first place. Maybe it was someone with similar hobbies, but it didn't really matter.]

You can try whatever you want too, I don't care~

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[tigers]

That drains all the fun right out of it, don't it? There ain't much excitement in killing someone who wants to be killed.

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[rewarded]

who said anything about specifically wanting to die? i just want some excitement in this shitty place.

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[tigers]

Take my word for it, chummy. If it were me slapping you around, you'd die. Though, you've just taken all the fun and adrenaline out of it, so it seems as though you'll need to find someone else to do the deed.

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[ofthursday]

[Castiel feels like there's just one appropriate question to ask here.]

Why?

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[rewarded]

I'm bored. Isn't it obvious?

[N...o... It's more like she's frustrated and wants to express it in awful ways.]

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[ofthursday]

Boredom usually doesn't lead to a death wish. Sparring, perhaps, but not with the intent of suffering injury.

[Castiel has gotten better at social stuff and reading people, even though he's not great, but he can definitely recognize this sort of behavior because he does it himself. Being self-destructive isn't good, he's been told.]

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[fishdouche]

Wwhat sort a' morbid masochistic fantasy havve you been hidin' from the general populace? Seriously, this sounds like the sort of shit that Equ wwould be into.

[He snickers.]

And you don't want to get compared to that swweaty freak. You knoww there's easier wways a' fulfillin' a death wwish than askin' around wwilly-nilly. I'm sure Thiazi'd be happy to off you.

[He's just being helpful!]

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[rewarded]

Is that all you had to say?

[She's so unimpressed... so unimpressed.............]

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[fishdouche]

[He splutters, hand clutching at his cape.]

Wwell no! Clearly not!

I'm just lettin' you knoww that there's not a real big population in this city that's receptivve to those types a' ideas. I tried to get myself killed wwhen I wwas sick, and evveryone wwanted to take me to some fuckin' hospickal thing instead.

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[gayagenda]

Right, because this is a brilliant show of sanity. Honestly, I'm impressed.

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[rewarded]

Funny. I wasn't trying to impress you.

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[gayagenda]

Trust me, I'm not looking to be impressed, I'm looking to find one person here who displays any shred of normalcy.

Which ... of course, you don't.

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[digophelia]

I certainly won't, but I suppose I will question your sanity instead.

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[rewarded]

You're free to do that, if that's what you want.

[She doesn't really care, either way.]

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[digophelia]

I wouldn't inflict harm on anyone, not unless they deserved it.