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[Hello, Asgard! Today, there is a face on the network that hasn't really been seen much lately. Granted, she's been kind of avoiding everyone because life sucks and nothing is new, but. You know. Today she kind of has a purpose for posting something here.

Staring at something just slightly above the camera, she'll be twirling a strand of hair between her fingers as she begins to speak.]

So... I want someone to beat the shit out of me. [Yeah. That's sure a thing that just came out of her mouth. After a beat, she adds:] Well — I'll be beating the shit out of you, too. But I mostly just want someone to beat the shit out of me.

[O...kay... She stays quiet for a couple of seconds after this, before she stops twirling her hair and looks directly at her bracelet. She looks like she's 100% uninterested in everything ever, but at least her tone is cheery enough as she prattles on.]

You can use knives, guns, sticks, your hands... whatever. If you feel like trying to kill me, just be sure to do it after I've had my fun. Otherwise, it's boring as shit. [SOMEONE HAS ISSUES TODAY, and she's pretty serious about all of this.] Reply if you're interested.

[And, that's it. Wow.]

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Eve... seriously?

[Her voice is scratchy, rough, and the look on her face just bleeds 'you knew this would get me to react, so why didn't you filter me out unless you didn't want the talking to of your life?' Of course, at the same time just hearing all this had her barely riled enough that she kind of did want to beat the shit out of Eve.

She usually kind of wanted to these days a little.]

Define 'I've had my fun.' And I swear to god, if Henry responds I'm chaperoning the fuck out of this.

And the point of it, is...?

[How could anyone resist an offer like that? He's laughing, of course, but it's friendly.]

If I'm NOT trying to kill ya, it's way harder to know when to stop. People kinda die anyway when you cut off all their limbs. I hope you're okay with a grisly death!

That drains all the fun right out of it, don't it? There ain't much excitement in killing someone who wants to be killed.

[Someone... might finally get Samantha to come after them if she finds out there really was limb removal involved. Oh yes... yes indeed.

She is SO stalking this thread.]

[Castiel feels like there's just one appropriate question to ask here.]

Why?

Yes. Seriously.

[The answer to that look clearly lies in the fact that she just... didn't care enough to bother. Like, at all. It's pretty hard to care about things when you're in a funk and just want someone to punch you, yo.

Still, totally not defining that.]

Who's Henry? He sounds like fun, if you want to play chaperon.

I'm bored. [That's pretty much it.]

Even the killing part?

[Ah... grisly. She looks kind of excited by that possibility, even though she's totally trying to play it cool.]

I don't care. Just consider it an exercise in patience or whatever.

He's a little death-obsessed white-hared freak. And if you're planning to get yourself killed, you don't want me as a chaperone.

[She growled at Eve, both from her partially damaged vocal chords from having died, and from how badly she was pissed off.]

Meet me at the arena. If you really need to blow off steam, you know I've been wanting a ... word with you.

who said anything about specifically wanting to die? i just want some excitement in this shitty place.

Wwhat sort a' morbid masochistic fantasy havve you been hidin' from the general populace? Seriously, this sounds like the sort of shit that Equ wwould be into.

[He snickers.]

And you don't want to get compared to that swweaty freak. You knoww there's easier wways a' fulfillin' a death wwish than askin' around wwilly-nilly. I'm sure Thiazi'd be happy to off you.

[He's just being helpful!]

I'm bored. Isn't it obvious?

[N...o... It's more like she's frustrated and wants to express it in awful ways.]

Boredom usually doesn't lead to a death wish. Sparring, perhaps, but not with the intent of suffering injury.

[Castiel has gotten better at social stuff and reading people, even though he's not great, but he can definitely recognize this sort of behavior because he does it himself. Being self-destructive isn't good, he's been told.]

Maybe. Anything to make this place more exciting.

Did you miss the recent battle? [ mirror!asgard and giants everywhere, the world going nuts was not enough for her? ]

You're all so fucking dramatic. A girl mentions death, and you all assume she has a death wish. Please.

[A scoff... and then she's kind of waving her off.] Fine. Whatever. I don't really care.

No, my friend mentions being ok with getting killed, and I think she's got a screw or two loose, and I need to knock them back in place. Strike that. I know she does.

An hour. I'll be waiting.

[Not that this is stopping Eve from getting into trouble more than once...]

Suuuure. I can try patience if there's blood involved. So where should I come and find ya?

[He's cheerful but calm, not even curious as to why the request was there in the first place. Maybe it was someone with similar hobbies, but it didn't really matter.]

You can try whatever you want too, I don't care~

Is that all you had to say?

[She's so unimpressed... so unimpressed.............]

Geeze, what are you? My mother? It's not fun if there isn't any risk.

[She thinks he's a total party pooper, though he's totally right about that. It's too bad she doesn't know how to feel better without wrecking something first, even if that includes herself.]

Nah. I was there.

[It was just a little hard to be excited about it, with her powers coming back and all.]

If that wasn't enough, then I doubt one-on-one combat will be any better.

Sure. [Golly gee, Samantha. This is like the opposite of fun.]

With an offer like that, I'm starting to consider not showing up. Maybe I should take up that other guy's offer.

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