First Course; Audio/Action for Hel

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[After a moment's pause and some muttered complaints, a boy's voice begins to ring out.]

If this ridiculous joke doesn't end soon-- Wait, is it working now? Excuse me, my name is Earl Ciel Phantomhive, head of the Funtom Company and the Phantomhive estate. I am not sure what pretenses I was brought here under, but I would like to take my leave as promptly as possible. If anyone could tell me how I can best accomplish that, I would be very grateful. The… woman who greeted me was unable to provide me with satisfactory information. Thank you for your time.

[It seems like his message is complete, but the audio feed carries on, something he is clearly not aware of.]

Begging strangers for help, how humiliating. This whole situation makes no sense! And where is Sebastian? How could he be so stupid and incompetent as to let this happen? More importantly, I now have to deal with this insufferable place on my own. Hopefully not everyone in this place is like that bizarre woman.

Comments

[parasiteye]

Fuck!! Why not??

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I think our powers cancel out. So far your inability to manipulate me supports that theory, hm?

[parasiteye]

Ugh...annoying. Who knows.

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At least have the decency to admit that I may be right.

[parasiteye]

Yeah an' you could be totally wrong too.

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Until you provide a more satisfying explanation your criticisms will go unheeded.

[Which is his way of saying "If I'm not right, you definitely aren't any closer to the real answer."]