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[As the feed switches on, Stiles looks a little more tired than he usually does, though he certainly looks a far cry better than his last video appearance. All his parts are where they're supposed to be and he's not bleeding or showing any internal organs, so, that's a nice change.]

Um, hi. This is sort of a formal apology for anyone who, uh, might have tuned in during my last broadcast. That was completely accidental and...

Well, shit. I'm sorry for anyone who had to see that.

[Never mind that he had to go through that...]

So, my room's kind of barbecued right now. I was wondering if anyone had a couch or something I could crash on until I can get it fixed up. Not for too long, I hope, but I just--

[He just didn't want to have to sleep in a room that smelled like burnt flesh and that had a huge stain from his blood on the carpet.]

I'd appreciate any help.

[Private to Scott]
Hey, um, have you gone back there? Did you maybe get my pictures? I couldn't find them. Or my hat.

[Kind of the material things that mattered most to him here.]

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Uh oh, careful. You wouldn't want to actually be amused. The world as we know it might end.

[But he had a smirk of his own as he watche dDerek.]

Good thing there are a whole lot of other worlds out there then.

[ the smile fades as quickly as it had appeared, but his words are still faintly amused. ]

Edited (what is spelling) 2013-11-16 01:20 (UTC)

I knew it. Every time Derek Hale smiles, an alternate universe implodes. It's the only explanation for your sustained grumpiness.

[ eye roll. ]

Whatever you say.

Aaaaand there goes the moment. I should have recorded it. Hey, wait. Is this recording? I can play it over and over again.

And people call me creepy.

You lurk. You're a lurker. Lurking equals creepy. You know, I actually check my window out of habit when I'm changing now because of you?

Why would I watch you change, Stiles?

Why do you do anything? I don't know. Why would you think just randomly appearing in someone's bedroom was a good idea?

I've only done that when I needed to talk to someone. In person.

[ and threaten them. PERFECTLY LOGICAL. ]

You might have been hiding under a rock for a really long time, so I'll fill you in on a little secret. There's these things called 'phones'...? Pretty handy in terms of getting a hold of someone. Then they can, you know, meet you somewhere. Somewhere that's not their bedroom where they might have personal things.

Scott never answers his. [ l: ]

And you... A visit used to be more effective on you.

That was back when I was actually scared of you and your potential rabies. Now I know you're just a big softie. Big ol' softy.

Your facts are as flawed as ever.

What was that? Sorry, I can't hear you over how loud your eyebrows are.

[ eye fucking roll!! ]

And your insults as stupid.

Is it? I don't know, I thought that one was kind of great myself. Maybe you just can't handle getting your ass metaphorically served to you by a puny human. Or maybe...

Maybe you like it. I bet that's it. Derek Hale secretly likes being put in his place. It would explain so much, really.

[ a look. ]

There must be something in all the pie you eat, if that's what you think.

Come on, Derek. You know I'm just pulling your paw.

Don't.

[ he doesn't like any paw pulling thanks!! ]

Fine, fine. Your lack of humor is duly noted.

Good.

Stay alive.

[ and gonna just end the feed there thanks!! ]

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