04. [text]

[not_a_troll]

[Loki feels as if he had a really, really long sleep and has been unable to properly wake up. The room he is sitting in feels as if it is his room. Thori is sleeping on his bed. There is a small pile of books in the corner of the room and the notes written about them are definitely his.

But that is odd, he is absolutely sure he has never been here. Not that he doesn’t believe in the existence of multiple Asgards (or multiple Loki’s, for that matter). This is definitely not the Asgard he knows of.

Second of all: he prefers a Starkphone over the bracelet they gave him. Starkphones came with smiley faces and small moving pictures to enhance a message. This bracelet came with...well, none of those. Allow Loki to express his disappointment.]

Such a crafty little device and such a lack of smiley faces. According to the world of online simple :-)’s and :-(‘s do not suffice anymore. And I would like to stay up-to-date in order to be able to claim a reputation of being most hip and up-to-date.

Perhaps a so-called upgrade is necessary. Wait...no, an up-grade is absolutely mandatory.

Imagine the great pout on my face.

[Loki has to think for a second before he sends out the second message. Has he really been here before? Would he know people? Would people know him?]

Dearest strangers, next to my insightful remarks about the bracelet of communication I am aware that this Asgard, Other Asgard, is in peril. Are we fighting the end of times? Ragnarok? Please enlighten me.

PS: Am I familiar to some?


[OOC: Due to canon-review/update Loki got reset, he has no memories of being here anymore and about the things that happened.]

Comments

[not_a_troll]

Any Asgard. This Asgard, my Asgard, other Asgards.

[hunteresse]

what are your nine realms though? this one included?

[not_a_troll]

Asgard has always been part of the Nine Realms.

I am not sure if this Asgard might have other realms added to the Nine Realms. Or that they have Ten Realms, or maybe Six.

The ones I am familiar with are:

Asgard
Alfheim
Vanaheim
Jotunheim
Midgard
Nidavellir
Svartalfheim
Niffleheim
Muspelheim

And there is a Tenth Realm

My Great Pout.

[hunteresse]

i think you don't understand what a realm is.

[not_a_troll]

Do you understand what a realm is, then? Apparently I am exchanging texts with the authority on realms.

And pouts.

[hunteresse]

a realm is not your pout

[not_a_troll]

But my pout is great like a realm.

[hunteresse]

your pout sucks, so does it make it a leech.

[not_a_troll]

How is my great out a leech? I think the appropriate question for me to ask is if you have been dropped on the head as a small infant, right?

Right!

Have you been dropped on the head as a small infant?

[hunteresse]

[Knowing her mom, she didn't doubt it.

But.-] no, but no doubt you were

[not_a_troll]

I have not. You are just not convinced that my pout is a great pout.

[hunteresse]

never going to happen

[not_a_troll]

Never say never. It would sadden me if you would underestimate my pouting abilities.

[hunteresse]

more like i just dont care about your pouting

[not_a_troll]

But we have been discussing my pout for quite some text messages. Therefore I am quite convinced that you are interested in my great pout.

Are you able to pout in a great way?

[hunteresse]

or just trying to save people from suffering from it.

pouting is for losers

[not_a_troll]

It is but a pout. Not a weapon of mass destruction.

Who says that? Is that a written law?

[hunteresse]

exactly. not impressive.

yes.

[this entire conversation cracks me up ydek]

[not_a_troll]

Then people should not suffer from my pout.

No. I think you are lying. I think you are lying because you are, in fact, impressed by my great, great pout.

[lol yesss]

[hunteresse]

no, no one should suffer from your pout.

going to have to do a lot more than that to impress me

[text]

[not_a_troll]

That is exactly what I have been thinking. A pout should be completely harmless. But...it could be a great pout.

Perhaps the lack of shirt will help. To convey my bad boy attitude.

[text]

[hunteresse]

and i stand by no one will suffer from your pout bc it is harmless

or to convey your idiocy

[text]

[not_a_troll]

It is harmless but definitely a great pout.

I am not sure. According to my bff it is good for men to walk around without a shirt. It is something maidens consider attractive.

[text]

[hunteresse]

if they are your bff i think that says it all

[text]

[not_a_troll]

I see...and what is the connection between the word bff, my great pout and men without shirts exactly?

Imagine me stroking my chin heavily.