asgardeventide | 04. [text]

[Loki feels as if he had a really, really long sleep and has been unable to properly wake up. The room he is sitting in feels as if it is his room. Thori is sleeping on his bed. There is a small pile of books in the corner of the room and the notes written about them are definitely his.

But that is odd, he is absolutely sure he has never been here. Not that he doesn’t believe in the existence of multiple Asgards (or multiple Loki’s, for that matter). This is definitely not the Asgard he knows of.

Second of all: he prefers a Starkphone over the bracelet they gave him. Starkphones came with smiley faces and small moving pictures to enhance a message. This bracelet came with...well, none of those. Allow Loki to express his disappointment.]

Such a crafty little device and such a lack of smiley faces. According to the world of online simple :-)’s and :-(‘s do not suffice anymore. And I would like to stay up-to-date in order to be able to claim a reputation of being most hip and up-to-date.

Perhaps a so-called upgrade is necessary. Wait...no, an up-grade is absolutely mandatory.

Imagine the great pout on my face.

[Loki has to think for a second before he sends out the second message. Has he really been here before? Would he know people? Would people know him?]

Dearest strangers, next to my insightful remarks about the bracelet of communication I am aware that this Asgard, Other Asgard, is in peril. Are we fighting the end of times? Ragnarok? Please enlighten me.

PS: Am I familiar to some?

[OOC: Due to canon-review/update Loki got reset, he has no memories of being here anymore and about the things that happened.]

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Am I correct to presume you are referring to the bracelet of communication?

Diamonds might do the trick, yes. Emphasizing the bling bling on an object gains you quite some attention, at least that is how Midgardian rappers look upon it. They do not leave their dwellings without their blingy bling, you see?

['Bling'? It's not hard to guess what that means, but who the hell talks like this?]

And why is that? Insecure fashionistas can't be that common. At least not anyone you'd take seriously. Jacko goes out with only one glove, if he has to.

Shall I explain the meaning of bling to you? It attracts maidens. They all wish to take seat in their bouncing cars.

Who is Jacko? Is he your friend? Or is he but a metaphor for insecure fashionista's?

Perhaps you can provide Jacko with some bling to ensure the presence of maidens around him. Oodles of maidens.

...Jacko. Michael Jackson. [SERIOUSLY HOW IS IT POSSIBLE YOU DON'T KNOW THAT NAME?]

Bling makes me think of cheesy pins with flashing lights. We have them at New Year's.

I know of Michael Jackson. He has invented a moon walk. Quite a man of many talents. But I fail to see the connection with insecure fashionista's. Unless they were practicing the moon walk.

I can assure you, that is not the definition of bling.