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04. [text]

[Loki feels as if he had a really, really long sleep and has been unable to properly wake up. The room he is sitting in feels as if it is his room. Thori is sleeping on his bed. There is a small pile of books in the corner of the room and the notes written about them are definitely his.

But that is odd, he is absolutely sure he has never been here. Not that he doesn’t believe in the existence of multiple Asgards (or multiple Loki’s, for that matter). This is definitely not the Asgard he knows of.

Second of all: he prefers a Starkphone over the bracelet they gave him. Starkphones came with smiley faces and small moving pictures to enhance a message. This bracelet came with...well, none of those. Allow Loki to express his disappointment.]

Such a crafty little device and such a lack of smiley faces. According to the world of online simple :-)’s and :-(‘s do not suffice anymore. And I would like to stay up-to-date in order to be able to claim a reputation of being most hip and up-to-date.

Perhaps a so-called upgrade is necessary. Wait...no, an up-grade is absolutely mandatory.

Imagine the great pout on my face.

[Loki has to think for a second before he sends out the second message. Has he really been here before? Would he know people? Would people know him?]

Dearest strangers, next to my insightful remarks about the bracelet of communication I am aware that this Asgard, Other Asgard, is in peril. Are we fighting the end of times? Ragnarok? Please enlighten me.

PS: Am I familiar to some?

[OOC: Due to canon-review/update Loki got reset, he has no memories of being here anymore and about the things that happened.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

D --> Mistle Toe
D --> I believe you have misspelled that term
D --> Missiles do not have toes

D --> And yes I have heard something to the effect of cyclical language in the past
D --> As for you and I
D --> We were temporary partners in a business project

I have? That saddens me greatly. Second of all, is that a proven fact? That missiles do not have toes? Perhaps they have toes and you never knew.

What kind of project? Business projects are much more interesting to discuss over than the end of time, right? Right.

D --> I have constructed missiles before
D --> I assure you that toes are not aerodymic
D --> It would beh00ve nobody to include them in construction

D --> As for our project
D --> You prepared advertisements
D --> They were passing fair

[Equius, master of praise.]

That would mean that your missiles have no toes. Not missiles in general, you see? Where you choose for a toe-less alternative, others might be very fond of toes on their missiles.

They might even be able to find an aerodynamic solution for the usage of toes.

Advertisements? Have I adorned these with oodles of happy faces? The happier the faces, the more people will come to your establishment.

D --> I had forgotten how irritatingly silly and f00lish you can be at times
D --> Let us leave the subject of missiles with toes for the moment
D --> If they e%ist
D --> They are a rarity

D --> Yes
D --> Emoticons were commonplace in your selections for advertisements
D --> My moirail was pleased with that element considerably

I strongly disagree. I am merely pointing out the probability of missiles having toes when you are not the one producing them.

But yes, the change of subjects.

Your moirail? Is that similar to a monorail? Is it a Midgardian phrase? If so, I have never heard of it.

Yet, it does bring me great pleasure to know that others have been pleased with the results. I assume they have been pieces of greatness.

D --> It is not
D --> A moirail is a relationship I have with my co-business partner
D --> Nepeta is more the sort to appreciate your mode of thought in my e%perience
D --> They are for lack of a better term e%actly what you promised they would be

I see. What a peculiar phrase for a bff. A bff moirail. Why do you call her your moirail and not your bff?

Is Nepeta of a feline kind?

D --> Because I am not human
D --> And that is a human appro%imation to the concept
D --> Yes she is
D --> Why

I see! I am most excited. You have taught me an alien phrase! Perhaps I shall refer to all my bff's as moirails now.

Cats are fond of nepeta. It is an easy connection to make, you see? If she wouldn't be of a feline kind she would at least be fond of felines.

:-)

D --> It might be more prudent not to
D --> For one you are not a troll and it relates to our reproductive cycles
D --> For another there is generally only one
D --> Honestly though there's only a few unfamiliar with us who use the terms
D --> I am never entirely sure how offended to be at it

I am most definitely not a troll! I am half a giant!

I see. So to call my bff a moirail would be akin to refer to her as female reproductive organs? Is a moirail a troll-like reproductive organ?

Isn't it uncouth to refer to Nepeta as troll-like reproductive organs?

[Loki lets go of the feline-thing, because really, stranger-troll, this entire moirail-thing is fascinating.]

D --> Errr
D --> No
D --> That is not related
D --> It is one of four relationships
D --> Two are distantly associated with reproduction and two are intimately

D --> This is a rather inappropriate topic we have blundered into
D --> I feel a touch scandalized

I know of this! This is called the friends-with-benefits-situation, yes? Where two friends are friends but they also benefit from eachother when it comes to kissing with the tongues.

Is it that? It is that, yes?

Please do not fret, kind stranger, I am not offended, and neither should you be...

D --> There is no kissing
D --> Why would one do something so intimate with a moirail
D --> And this is why I wonder why any non-troll would seek a coupling with our species
D --> I believe most humans are mad certainly

D --> I am easily offended
D --> The world is full of offensive and inappropriate topics

A friend without benefits and kissing? This is a confusing matter, dear stranger.

Well, humans can be quite fond of trolls. Especially when these trolls are on the world of online. They generate a lot of laughter. So a human and troll relationship might not entirely be impossible.

Unless you are the type of troll with spikes on its tongue.

You seem fine to me! I am having a fascinating and interesting textual conversation with you.

D --> Ah
D --> You speak of the vaunted art of trolling
D --> It is considered haute couture among some of our kind
D --> I find it a bit banal

D --> And I have no spines
D --> What self respecting troll would have spines

Trolling is mostly done by trolls. Or humans defining themselves as trolls.

What do you think about the relationship between a troll and a human who states to be a troll? Except for finding it troll-iffic of course.

Do you have warts instead? And giant, dangerous teeth?

D --> Humans identifying as trolls are disgusting half witted cretins
D --> They are humans
D --> Not trolls
D --> It is pr00f of a degenerate mind
D --> Mingled relations are one thing but the human is still a human

D --> And yes my teeth are jagged and lacerating

Perhaps they are more comfortable being a troll instead of being a human. Isn't it some sort of honor to have others interested in your culture?

But no warts? No bulky piece of wood you use to pummel others with? For a troll you seem rather refined.

But perhaps you are more of a gentlemen-troll.

D --> You can call a h00fbeast a croakbeast
D --> That does not make it so
D --> Interest is different from trying to become another culture

D --> And no
D --> None of such f00lish things
D --> However I am nobility

You seem rather narrow minded. I am most sure that things would become so much more easy if you would just accept that h00fbeasts could be croakbeasts if they wanted to.

Change is important.

Also for h00fbeasts and croakbeasts.

Can you provide me with an image? I hope you wear a top-hat.

D --> I have been told that before
D --> While I might consider a certain amount of leeway my e%perience holds this up
D --> Some levels of change can be problematic in the long run

[Have an image! He sure as hell doesn't look like nobility]

[Loki studies the image and decides to adjust some things. After that he sends it back.]

Ta-dah! My word, you look most refined now!

Change is change. Change will change until it stops changing. Then it will be normal.

Edited 2013-11-15 17:29 (UTC)

D --> I would complain of your skills in this
D --> However I am certain someone has done something similar in the past
D --> But your logic more than slightly circular

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