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[not_a_troll]

[Loki feels as if he had a really, really long sleep and has been unable to properly wake up. The room he is sitting in feels as if it is his room. Thori is sleeping on his bed. There is a small pile of books in the corner of the room and the notes written about them are definitely his.

But that is odd, he is absolutely sure he has never been here. Not that he doesn’t believe in the existence of multiple Asgards (or multiple Loki’s, for that matter). This is definitely not the Asgard he knows of.

Second of all: he prefers a Starkphone over the bracelet they gave him. Starkphones came with smiley faces and small moving pictures to enhance a message. This bracelet came with...well, none of those. Allow Loki to express his disappointment.]

Such a crafty little device and such a lack of smiley faces. According to the world of online simple :-)’s and :-(‘s do not suffice anymore. And I would like to stay up-to-date in order to be able to claim a reputation of being most hip and up-to-date.

Perhaps a so-called upgrade is necessary. Wait...no, an up-grade is absolutely mandatory.

Imagine the great pout on my face.

[Loki has to think for a second before he sends out the second message. Has he really been here before? Would he know people? Would people know him?]

Dearest strangers, next to my insightful remarks about the bracelet of communication I am aware that this Asgard, Other Asgard, is in peril. Are we fighting the end of times? Ragnarok? Please enlighten me.

PS: Am I familiar to some?


[OOC: Due to canon-review/update Loki got reset, he has no memories of being here anymore and about the things that happened.]

Comments

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[burn_all_the_babies]

why would ya want smiles when yous cud have kick ass BUNNIES!!??

( Y )
( ._. )
c(")(") or like if ya aint into that have this

(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") but that one looks like it just did a fart still badass tho BOOYAH!



[Sorry Loki, she really has no information she can share other than this. Nor do you seem familiar, but she'll chalk that up to having not seen your face or heard your voice yet.]

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[not_a_troll]

If the bunnies were large enough I do think they would possess ass-kicking-abilities, yes.

But their farts would be the grossest of gross.

Consider me intrigued.

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[burn_all_the_babies]

as it just so happens i am thee proud owner of a set of bootylicious twin sisters both bunnies and both with booties that would blow ya mind!

i mean sure their farts would be pretty gross but dats mostly cause these girls are kickin out cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine in waves!

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[not_a_troll]

If a bunny would lack a booty there would be a problem. After all, it would not be able to lose its feces, you see? Your Midgardian way of describing the backside of a bunny is most amusing. If I would have a moving smiling emoticon I would apply it to this particular situation.

Are they real bunnies? Large bunnies? Bunnies that could go on a farting rampage?

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[burn_all_the_babies]

not to mention there would be no where to stuff the splosives! a what now? whats a midgardian? is it food or like people or somethin cool like a dune buggy wait no scrap that non of those things can talk.. sept for people. maybe.

define real cause these ladies might have a head full of stuffin but they're big enough bout as big as me or least 3/4 of me!

pfff fartin rampage can ya imagine it tho? man i wanna see that so bad right now.

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[not_a_troll]

Would a bunny's behind be sufficient for hiding explosive material? One tiny flicker of a flame could cause one huge mess, you see?

A Midgardian refers to someone hailing from Midgard, not a dune buggy. What in the Nine Realms is a dune buggy? Something used while traveling through dunes? Is it a cool object? Used to emphasize one's coolness?

Ah! Stuffed animals! If they are big enough than it is quite possible that they could kick one's behind. Quite an enigma.

It would definitely smell. That is one thing we can be certain of.

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[burn_all_the_babies]

oh snap gurl but dats the best part! i stuff my ladies badonkadonks full of splosives all da time fo shizzle! yas got to set em off remotely so even if they does make a mess ya aint gonna be in da area yo. feel me?

so is like midgrad like the ghetto? da hood? all dem middys comin in to assguard keepin it real takin the thug lyfe mo seriously WORD! Oh! ya dunno what a due buggy is? its like eggsackly whut ya said gurl drive over some dune in that pussy magnet or like ride over some bandits and skags too. bassly if yas got a dune buggy yas cool YUP

i prefer to call them by elegant names den just say theyre stuffed animals but yea ya get what i mean dawg

farts of such a rampageous nature cud prolly bust a hole in a vault! GAH whyd i never think of that before

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[not_a_troll]

Are you a rapper? You are well versed in the language of the streets in the ghetto. Do you possess objects of great bling?

I am unsure if I am feeling you, but consider me greatly amused.

Midgard is the Earth. And it does have hoods of ghetto. They might even live a thug life, yes. If they are all thugs. Some choose to be rappers to escape from a thug life, you see? But they still claim to live a very thug life. It is rather confusing, but it does attract bitches and ho's. The amount of bitches and ho's around a rapper is substantial. The more he gathers, the more other thug life rappers respect them.

A vehicle that attracts pussies? Are you referring to actual felines or the more wimpy Midgardians? Or perhaps...females. Are you entirely sure that dunes are full of those?

I am beginning to grasp the context of stuffed animals with elegant names and explosives inside their badonkadonk regions.