asgardeventide | Fourteen ★ Video

[The feed will click on, but it's mostly showing a brick wall of an alleyway at the moment. It's moving pretty erratically like Draco's trying to fix something and he's working with his hands. Granted, it's not like he actually knows how to make things work and he has no idea how to use muggle tools, so it's mostly just a lot of banging around until he finally caves to address the city at large.]

Now that that's over...[That is to say, if you want to talk to him about what happened with Thiazi and the corrupted, don't. He's not up for it at the moment save for a few close people.] I might actually need help with something. Only if you understand methods of mechanics.

[Give him a moment to flip the camera to reveal a motorcycle that a friend left to him. Said-motorcycle looks as though someone took a baseball bat to it. It's dented, one of the mirrors is missing and the front wheel is removed from the bike all together, propped up to the side somewhere.] How the hell do I put this back together?

Additionally...[And then he stops. Nah, he's not going to bother mentioning anything about the shop, or about people from home, or anything that's happened in the last few weeks. He's going to stay off of the radar as much as possible in terms of those topics.] Well, never mind. That's it. [And with another bang as he fruitlessly tries to hammer out the dents, the bracelet clicks off. Draco seems to have a talent for ignoring anything he wants to.]

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if you start typing in lime green and all lowercase im not going to be able to tell you apart from jade

really? wow totally uncalled for Davesprite D:

you forgot to make the d in my name lowercase too
the emote was a nice touch though
very convincing

If my biggest achievement in Asgard is pretending to be my girlfriend then my life is even worse than I thought.

nah id consider killing me a bigger achievement than that
it sounds more impressive at least

Yeeeah about that...um. Sorry?

its cool
its not like i didnt deserved it
and someone would have had to put me down eventually
though its kind of dumb it took so long especially when it wouldve been way easier if i turned myself in with jade
but yeah forget about it
its not a big deal and definitely doesnt merit an apology

The neck, Davesprite. I shot you in the NECK. I thought it was painful and I wasn't even the one that got shot. I was sort of hoping you'd die right away but...well, I didn't stick around long enough after that. Though you're right, it would have been easier to turn yourself in with Jade. But at least I gained something out of it, so thanks for that.

it was pretty painful but its not like i havent died before
what did you get out of it
besides raking in an absolutely preposterous amount of irony points
honestly the whole thing sound like a daytime soap opera especially when i didnt stay dead
next thing you know jade will announce shes got puppies on the way

Jade's pistol. I never gave it back. Also you did NOT just insinuate that our kids are going to be dogs.

Edited 2013-11-11 08:08 (UTC)

more like a quarter dog
but for real dude
you make it sound like its actually difficult to get pistols around here when asgards nonexistent gun laws are laxer than they ever were in america
and i say this as someone who grew up in texas
it is not an accomplishment

I publicly blew myself up and talked about offing myself on occasion, do you REALLY think she's going to just trust me with a gun? Also you say that like I'm supposed to know what Texas is.

what
ok i see how you probably wouldnt know anything about overseas gun legislation or the nra when you guys kill people with wands
and lets be real what do i actually know about politics
but is geography seriously not a thing for wizards
ill even do you a favor and say i dont expect any non americans to know where it is but have you really never heard of texas
ever

Prior to Asgard? I sort of made it a priority not to learn much about the muggle world. Or America.

man
im starting to think you might trump egbert in the game of stooges and i thought he was at the top of his chumpladder
i dont get why you didnt just get a gun from someone else if it was actually that important though

I didn't think it was that important until I realized that poisonous arrows aren't always the most practical weapons. Also shut up, I am not worst than Egbert.

poisonous arrows
wait never mind its not like i can talk when john uses a hammer and rose has knitting needles
even if they are magic
though i cant say im convinced about your placement on the egbert-o-meter either
the poisonous arrows have got you neck and neck
its like im at a racetrack and youre the dark horse struggling to displace the blustery blue champion

Do you ever have conversations with people where you DON'T use shitty similes?

probably not
they kind of just happen
its a natural part of every daves dialect and itd be a disfavor to the multiverse if i didnt step up and impart my transcendental feathery wisdom

Sometimes? You're kind of a feathery asshole.

yeah i know
and youre sometimes a non feathery douche bag so id say were even

...yeah, I'd say so. Probably why she likes both of us.

jade likes almost everybody
if jade doesnt like someone theyre clearly an unbelievable scumbag only worthy of mention in a reprint of how to not be a complete fuckface for assholes

Explains why she likes the most insufferable people. ...do you even like people?

contrary to what it might have looked like a week ago im pretty sure im not a misanthropist

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