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[tongue3y3s]

W31RD QU3ST1ON!
BUT DO3S 4NYON3 H4V3 4 T4RP 1 COULD US3
1 C4N P4Y FOR 1T

[Locked to trolls, minus Eridan (not sorry)]

[The video feed starts up, and she's sitting crosslegged on the floor of her room at Loki's Welcome Hall, looking somber. There are blood-blue bags arcing under her eyes, and if anyone looks down far enough to recognize the pattern of rainbow scalemates, it becomes fiercely apparent that she's not wearing pants.

If nothing else, she looks rather... worn.] Is anyone else having... problems?

-- Blarrr, stupid question! I can smell the tension in the air. It's disgusting! I originally thought that it was some kind of troll affliction, but it seems to be more widespread than that! [A pause, and then she appears to stare blankly past the camera.]

I received something, from the apple trees, that I think will be useful to more than just me. [Terezi turns, just enough so a recuperacoon comes into view. It's fat and a bluish-purple colour, bright green slime shining through the windows.] Anyone can use it if they need to, so long as they shower first. [Making a face, she sticks her tongue out at the thought of your nasty naked bodies filthying her slime.] And keep your fucking bulges where they belong, or I'll personally cut them off!

[If anyone asks her why she isn't just using it for herself, well. That would be kind of hard to explain. The problem is she's just too afraid to be alone with her lusus, with the violent urges growing progressively stronger and darker. She's been sleeping at Dave's apartment, trying to be alone with the egg as little as possible.]

Whatever you decide! Let me know. [And then the feed goes dead.]

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[alternia_strength]

[Equius might find out about this when he and Nepeta get back from Vanaheim. He'll try not to sweat when he thanks Terezi. Try.]

[cancerousgeneticist]

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT.

[tongue3y3s]

4PPL3 TR33S
D1D YOU 1GNOR3 TH1S ON3 TOO

[cancerousgeneticist]

SORRY I SORT OF DISTRACTED BY THE GLORIOUS SIGHT BEHIND YOU. IS IT REAL? DOES IT WORK?

[tongue3y3s]

OF COURS3 1T WORKS WOULD 1 B3 4DV3RT1S1NG 4 F4K3 R3CUP3R4COON >:\
TH3 SL1M3 1S SUP3R STRONG 4ND 3V3RYTH1NG

[cancerousgeneticist]

OH MY GOD. THE GODS DO SMILE DOWN UPON ME. I HAVEN'T SEEN REAL SLIME IN SWEEPS I SWEAR TO FUCK. HOW DOES IT FEEL TEREZI. DOES IT SPILL THROUGH YOUR HANDS LIKE THE BLOOD OF A CONGEALED SLITHERBEAST. PLEASE TELL ME IT DOES.

[tongue3y3s]

>:] TH3 MOST SL1TH3RY OF B34STS, 1 4SSUR3 YOU
NO DOUBT 1 W4S 3XTR3M3LY D3L1GHT3D TO SM3LL SUCH 4 D3C4D3NT SC3NT 4G41N WH3N 1T 4PP34R3D 1N MY H1V3

[cancerousgeneticist]

GOOD. THIS IS NEWS THAT I'M ACTUALLY THANKFUL FOR.
PLEASE TELL ME I'M ALLOWED TO COME AND SLEEP.

[tongue3y3s]

NO, 1 OFF3R3D JUST SO 1 COULD R3FUS3 4NYON3 WHO 3XPR3SS3D 1NT3R3ST
>:P OF COURS3 YOU C4N COM3

[cancerousgeneticist]

HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW IF THINGS BETWEEN US WERE STILL...OKAY. WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN IN A WHILE.

[tongue3y3s]

W3LL
1V3 B33N BUSY 1 GU3SS
W3R3 F1N3 THOUGH
1 M34N
1M F1N3 1F YOUR3 F1N3 >:?

[cancerousgeneticist]

[he makes a face at the screen before typing.]

YEAH. OF COURSE I'M FINE. I'M FINER THAN FINE. I'M FINER THAN SOME FINE CHINA THAT HASN'T BEEN TOUCHED IN 90 SWEEPS AND IS KEPT IN THE TROLLSONIAN. THAT'S HOW FUCKING FINE I AM.

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[fishdouche]

[When he finds out about what you're hiding, Ter, he will come collect that 'coon from your cold, dead fingers. Don't think you're getting away with keeping it all to yourself.

Also it might help with how restless he's grown. Restless and angry.]

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[tongue3y3s]

[Not all to herself. Just not to you. Jerk. Because you killed her.]

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[fishdouche]

[Terezi started it.]

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[felttheburn]

if you can pay for it just go buy one

text;

[tongue3y3s]

1 DONT F33L COMFORT4BL3 BE1NG 1N PUBL1C R1GHT NOW >:\

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[felttheburn]

why

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[tongue3y3s]

N4M3LY 1 F33L L1K3 K1LL1NG 3V3RYTH1NG 1 S33
1 THOUGHT 1T W4S 4 TROLL TH1NG BUT 1 SM3LL 1T ON 3V3RYON3
R3G4RDL3SS 1T 1S 1RR3SPONS1BL3 OF M3 TO B3 4ROUND P3OPL3 WH1L3 1M F33L1NG 4GGR3SS1V3

Re: text; private

[felttheburn]

not a troll thing

fine ill bring you a tarp. do i even want to know?

text; private

[tongue3y3s]

1 S41D 1 F1GUR3D TH4T P4RT OUT

1TS 4NOTH3R TROLL TH1NG, OF COURS3 >:]
YOU C4N S33 1T WH3N YOU G3T H3R3 1F YOU L1K3

Re: text; private

[felttheburn]

bitch don't push me today

half an hour

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[tongue3y3s]

YOU 4R3NT TH3 ONLY ON3 ON 3DG3
BUT OK4Y >:]

HOW MUCH DO YOU W4NT FOR 1T

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[felttheburn]

whatever it costs

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[tongue3y3s]

JUST L3T M3 KNOW B3FOR3 YOU G3T H3R3