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[notthedoctor]

What? No! Hey!

[Have a loud huff there, Asgard.]

I know! I know! I've read Loki's guide, admired all the drawings. They're brilliant. He's brilliant. Yes, everyone is over that way. I'm going to go see them an-

Whoops. Sorry about that, miss! I'm sure it was a good choice to wear the black silk underthings today and he'll appreciate it! Right. Touch telepathy. Forgot about getting that back.

[He'll be keeping his hands to himself until he forgets which should take about two minutes. He peers at it and grins with a small wave.] You know, I almost got put into an asylum back home over this. Now I'm back! Someone kept Nine's jacket for me, didn't they? And no one told him that I stole it and left the goats to eat him, right? That goat feed I dumped all over was a nice touch if I say so myself. I'll see you all in the hall, and you can tell me everything.

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[sexyoldgirl]

[Is that? It is! First Ten arrived and now-]

Theta! [This is definitely one happy TARDIS.]

You've come back!

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[notthedoctor]

TARDIS!

[If one could hug a bracelet, Theta would be trying. The best he can do is smile hugely at her with all his delight showing through.]

Yes! I've missed you all! How have you been? The Doctor better? Doctors, that is. Are they all right? Where are you?

[beforethewar]

Well, since this is public, he knows now.

[Eight's still in a bit of a mood, but he's certainly pleased to see you, Theta.]

It's good to see you again. It's gone a bit mad around here since you left. You'll fit right in.

[notthedoctor]

Oh. Oops. Well. All according to my plan, Eight. Truly.

[Huh. That's enough to make Theta wonder some. Eight hadn't seemed to be this down last time. What's gone on?]

Nothing wrong with a bit of madness. Happens to us all! [For now, he doesn't ask. He'll find out when they're in person or Eight tells on his own.]

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[timelordee]

[So Ten's just arrived, just the other day. And it's finally sunk in that this is no joke. This is, as some say, for rizzle, this dizzle. He's still trying to wrap his brain around the whole thing, when he sees this little post up on the network.]

Just gonna keep going, I'll let you know.

[timelordee]

[Oh, that's nice, he's on the network.]

[timelordee]

[But he's not posting.]

[timelordee]

[... What?]

[Wait, what??

WHAT?]

[timelordee]

[Anyone seen Doctor speechless before?]

[It looks a little something like this.]

[Video] but not done.

[timelordee]

[The Doctor will pop up as a response, but only for a moment, because he cuts the feed.]

[timelordee]

[Insert incomprehensible babbling as he tries to figure out what's going on here.]

[Video] FOR REAL THIS TIME and DONE 8/8

[timelordee]

[And up pops the field again!]

[What the hell does he even say?]

[Oh, he knows now.]

What??

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[trustexercises]

I don't know you or this "Nine"—

Well, hey, I don't know anyone.

[Not the point Alvin. He grins and shrugs it off. No big deal.]

But here's the thing, I don't know who to root for. Goat feed? Nice touch.

On the other hand, the man's jacket? If it was important enough to grab ... now, here's a couple words of wisdom. You don't just touch a man's clothing like that. Especially if it's worth doing that to it.

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[notthedoctor]

[Theta has no clue who Alvin is, but he's happy to chatter along.]

Just arrived too then? It's lovely here. Well, it was. Now it looks much worse. I don't know what's going on just yet. But I will!

Oh yes! I put goat feed all over him while he was asleep. I wonder if they chewed off any of his hair. Wasn't like he had a lot to start with.

[All advice is promptly switched to ignore. He's having a good time! Why listen to things like wisdom or caution?]

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[comeonthensexy]

[ Oh, no.

He groans. Seriously, Asgard? You bring those two back, but he can't even get at least one of his best friends? (No offense, Rory.) ]

Nine took the jacket back. I'd watch my back, if I were you.

Ten's here again, for more than a few days. I think he's from earlier, so you might want to explain yourself. Properly.

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[notthedoctor]

Eleven! How have you been? You missed me, didn't you? Nine will get over it. I'm sure.

[He waves cheerfully to Eleven, a smile on his face. He missed Eleven, okay?]

I saw! Wonderful, isn't it? The TARDIS tells me you have a dragon and invited me over. Should I bring anything? It'll be fun, won't it?

[goesagainst_thegrain]

An asylum? What, did you try to convince them this had all been real? That never works.

[Come on, you should know this by now. The truth always makes people back away and talk about straightjackets. And while he's not entirely certain which one you are, the name and the distinct behavioral differences give him a large hint.]

You're the metacrisis, I take it.

[notthedoctor]

I tried! What else could I do. I was hoping the Doctor would come get me, but he didn't.

[Suuulk. Feel it. Of course, he has to eye Six some and wince at the fashion choices.]

Yes! Theta Sigma. That's me. How have you been, Six?

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[timesnewroman]

Oh! It's you!

[ Wow color Rory surprised. If you're back, Theta, maybe there's a chance everyone else will come back.]

You've come back? Hullo again. You've missed...quite a bit, really.

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[notthedoctor]

Rory!

[Yep, Theta remembers him even if it was a shorter time. He beams delightedly at the poor man. Oh Rory. Avoid him if not wanting hugs to greet all his old friends again.]

Oh? Like what? The Doctor didn't... er... have problems again, did he?

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[44brains]

Touch telepathy?

[ Yeah that's the bit she picked up. She had to pick something, didn't she? ]

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[notthedoctor]

Did I say that? This thing must be malfunctioning again. It does that, you know.

[Have a cheerful and less than reassuring smile.]

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[verybigpheasants]

Now, if I'd known you'd be back with us so soon, I'd have done more to try to keep all those fleas alive. [ Though soon is relative to the person, he's sure. ]

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[notthedoctor]

We can always capture more! We need to figure out how to make the amusements still. Any ideas yet?

How long has it been?

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[bonnypiperlad]

Theta? Hey, you're back! Look, I'd not try and get Nine's jacket back anytime soon, if I were ye. It's...aye, well, there's been a lot of things that've happened.

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[notthedoctor]

So I've heard.

Was it that bad? [He frowns at Jaime, not understanding it all just yet.] Is he still here?

/someone has been scrolling back through the archives

[fantastix]

You told me about the jacket, not the goats.

Not to worry! I'm sure I'll think of something that's perfect for you.

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[notthedoctor]

Now, Nine, you know that Ten said I was a lot like you. You wouldn't want to do something without thinking, would you? Something you might regret later?