AUDIO;

[nukeoleptic]

Grrr. Grrrr! -- oh my god, not this- woof!

[ The sound is distorted, muffled. The network keeps messing up; if she didn't need it to retain color, she'd probably throw it in the lake. ]

No, kitty, come here, I'm sorry! Oh my god, is this broadcasting, stop it, bracelet-

[ That last sentence echoes, ripples as if she's speaking under water, and magical feedback buzzes loud.

Dead air for a second.

And then the audio cuts back in, mid sound-- ]

Woof! Dammit, grr-

[ And the growling gives way to breathless and loud barking as Jade trees the cat. Dead air again, and the feed finally cuts. ]

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[nukeoleptic]

[ Jade is hoisting herself up into a tree after the cat. ]

I'm fine! I'm fine.

[holyfight]

Oh, you're... climbing trees? That looks like fun!

[Only Orihime would think so at this point]

[nukeoleptic]

It's a good tree! I grew a lot of climbing branches. You can use it when I get the stupid cat out of it.

[holyfight]

I didn't know you had a cat, Jade-san!

[nukeoleptic]

.. ehehe. I don't. I don't think I ever will, actually!

[holyfight]

Oh, so... you're just trying to get someone else's cat out of a tree?

[nukeoleptic]

Umm... actually, I think it's a stray.

[holyfight]

Oh... Well, that's a nice deed anyway, right?

[Because surely Jade isn't chasing the cat... right?]

[nukeoleptic]

[ She was definitely chasing the cat. ]

-- I really wish the network wasn't acting up today.

[ SO EMBARRASSED. ]

I could've gone without everyone hearing me do that.

[holyfight]

Oh, you mean the barking...?

I just thought you were roleplaying with the kitty!

[nukeoleptic]

What? No! Noo, um, the kitty and I aren't friends.

[holyfight]

Then you... were really chasing it up a tree?

[nukeoleptic]

.. yes. That is a thing I was doing.

[holyfight]

Eh heh, I-I thought the puppy ears were just for show...

[nukeoleptic]

Everyone thinks that...

[holyfight]

Although, now that I think about it, who would just wear puppy ears all the time for no reason?

[You probably don't wanna answer that]