Equius Zahhak (
alternia_strength) wrote in
asgardeventide2013-07-25 12:10 pm
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[Equius was not the sort of troll who liked doing this type of thing. Admittedly, he'd gotten more conversational recently, but that was a bit of a misnomer in some ways. However, he was reasonably certain that Eridan was not going to be making this announcement, not given their conversations recently, and he knew for a fact that Sollux wouldn't bother, nor did he think any of the others had a reason to do so.
However, this qualified as a public service announcement the whole city should be made aware of, and so it fell upon one of high station to at least put in the effort. It didn't seem right to do it over audio, however, so text it would be.]
D --> It is a ta%ing duty I take upon myself today
D --> Those familiar with Her Imperious Condescension should be made aware that her presence has been upr00ted from among our midst
D --> The light and guidance of the Empress returns to e%pedite the rulership of the glorious Alternian Empire
[Such as it was. Glob only knew what had happened to their universe considering the whole fiasco before he'd died. Aradia would have known that better.]
D --> I e%hort those who retained grievances with her august majesty to demonstrate g00d and solid restraint in e%pressing it
D --> I am in no m00d for f00lish arguments on the topic
D --> In other news
D --> Does anyone require a crate full of scented shamp00s
D --> The use of this much would be frivolity
However, this qualified as a public service announcement the whole city should be made aware of, and so it fell upon one of high station to at least put in the effort. It didn't seem right to do it over audio, however, so text it would be.]
D --> It is a ta%ing duty I take upon myself today
D --> Those familiar with Her Imperious Condescension should be made aware that her presence has been upr00ted from among our midst
D --> The light and guidance of the Empress returns to e%pedite the rulership of the glorious Alternian Empire
[Such as it was. Glob only knew what had happened to their universe considering the whole fiasco before he'd died. Aradia would have known that better.]
D --> I e%hort those who retained grievances with her august majesty to demonstrate g00d and solid restraint in e%pressing it
D --> I am in no m00d for f00lish arguments on the topic
D --> In other news
D --> Does anyone require a crate full of scented shamp00s
D --> The use of this much would be frivolity

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why do you have that much shampoo?
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D --> The Empress' requirements were e%ceedingly demanding in terms of what she referred to as volume and p00mf
D --> She requested regular shipments of product
D --> I appear to have garnered a surplus
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this is shampoo you made for her??
hell yes i want it! :p
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D --> There is no conceivable way Nepeta and I can e%pect to use this much
D --> How much
[Oh thank glob. Someone to take some of the mountains of cosmetics he had been making and storing off his hands.]
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i put my text outside of my html...
GOOD R1DD4NC3 >:T
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D --> I am aware she was not beloved
D --> But
D --> She was still our Empress
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1 4M NOT OBL1G4T3D TO R3SP3CT H3R
H3R RUL3 W4S 4 M4SS4CR3 TO TH3 JUST1C3 SYST3M
MY 4LL14NC3S W3R3 4LW4YS W1TH F3F3R1 4S H31R OV3R H3R
TH3 ONLY R34SON SH3 D3S3RV3D R3SP3CT W4S B3C4US3 SH3 W4S TOO SC4RY TO CH4LL3NG3!
BUT POW3RL3SS SH3 M34NS NOTH1NG
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D --> Even without her prodigious STRENGTH she was capable
D --> POWER and MIGHT establish our authority
D --> If the princess found sufficient herself there would be change
D --> It is not important
D --> Those concerned because of her presence will need to know she is gone
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text; aka. nevy types like a four year old
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D --> The Epitome of our most potent bl00ded
D --> It makes speaking with her difficult
D --> Endeavor to be respectful even as you do not mourn her departure
actually i'm p. sure four year olds type better than nevy
hehe
D --> This is not t00 difficult is it
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...some serious culture shock here
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Video it is!
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i totally thought i'd already responded to this 8|
hehehe
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Well, I wouldn't mind having some shampoo but...maybe you should give them to your friends first?
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D --> I assure you
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Then why do you have that much?
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you think shes rly gone
thought it was weird she aint stuffed her fishy fins into my business lately
what shampoo btw
got any cherry
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D --> Apparently recent as I have been giving shipments until yesterday
D --> Yes
D --> She had e%quisite tastes
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thats the best bit of news i heard all day
week
month?
year??
so can i come and nab some shampoo
i mean if its just sittin there not being used or whatever
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[Dammit, he'd wanted to meet her!]
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D --> This was not her world
D --> It t00k its toll upon her perspective
FONT WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I had heard she was someone I'd be interested in having a dialogue with.
I shall hope that she returns, her perspective renewed!
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:33 < that's good!
:33 < ...did you find someone to take the shampoos yet?
[This is clearly the most important point. Nepeta doesn't like the thought of extra bathtime just to use up all the products.]
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D --> Terezi is having difficulties being respectful
D --> But I confess a complete lack of surprise in this
D --> Her borderline treasonous sensibilities are old news anymore
D --> Not that it really matters here after all
D --> It would simply be g00d if she could rela% her preaching for a day
D --> Some of them have been acquired
D --> Did you want me to save you some
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:33 < just distract her with something else if she k33ps going on about it
:33 < oh no no!
:33 < thats fine
:33 < i have plenty
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