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[teenyoda]

[Hello, Asgard. The entire city is treated to this lovely smiling visage.]


Hey there, Asgard. So, after a lot of thought, I've come to realize I really need to get a job. Preferably not at a pet store.

[Sorry, Scott, but if he had to work around Isaac and Derek, it was likely there'd be some sort of war involving projectile puppies or kittens. No one wanted that, man. No one.]

A man needs to be able to buy the finer things in life. Maybe some of the not so fine things as well. I don't know what the job market's like out here, but Stiles needs some dough.

[He needed to be able to impress, not that it had ever helped him before.]

Is there a sign up place? A help wanted section? A newspaper? Ye olde job market? Come on, help a guy out. I shouldn't have to state the obvious, but heavy lifting isn't my strong suit. Neither is anything involving having to move. Or do things that require effort.

[Okay, so it wasn't that bad, but he wanted to make sure his potential employer had lowered expectations. He might need to slack off to help a certain best friend out and if no one expected anything from him, that gave him a lot of leeway.]

So, any takers?

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[teenyoda]

How about you go? I mean, you don't have to go with me, but at least this way you'd get it a little more. Just put a little leash or something on Drogon and they won't touch him.

[Not that he thought they would anyway, but it might make her feel better to have something on him that said 'not for your zoo'.]

[silverkhaleesi]

[Dany thinks about it for a moment and then nods.]

I do not mind if you come. It might in fact be better to have you there to explain things.

[teenyoda]

Yeah?

[Don't look so excited, Stiles. The lady was married and this was not a date. This was a helpful journey of helpfulness.]

Uh, when's good for you?

[silverkhaleesi]

Yes, I suppose anytime would be fine.

[Not that she has much to do, except for trying to figure out how to accomplish the mission given to them by the gods.]

[teenyoda]

You should see if you can get a, uh, leash or something from your house. Just in case.

[Because he really would hate for anyone to try anything with Drogon. He might have to do his fire thing and he wasn't good enough at it yet to be effective.]

[dreamspinning]

[more crushed than burnt and 100% less catatonic, but otherwise not entirely off.]

Thank you. I tend to agree. Take some time to look around.

[some sections of the shop are quite well organized and others are sort of creeping chaos, because hermione does her best but ushahin manages to disorganize things just by existing in their proximity for too long. the books vary greatly in genre, language, and age, and stiles is likely enough to find something he recognizes from home next to something in a language he's never seen before and close to a book that appears hand-bound. there's a corner with a few chairs and some pillows on the ground that's obviously intended for reading, and a variety of interesting baubles and bits of clockwork and such for sale. the whole shop is lit a bit dimly, but it's still enough to read by.

at some point, when he turns around a stack, he'll find the raven staring at him. fortunately, it will spare his eyes, chuckle at him and make its way to the front counter]

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[freezerburned]

thank god

lydia is bad enough

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[teenyoda]

Is there any particular reason for this text other than you being a dick?

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[freezerburned]

just thought id show my support

i almost took a job as a bike messenger before scott blackmailed me to work for him

so theyre prob still hiring

[teenyoda]

Biking isn't my thing. That's why I had a car.

[freezerburned]

that thing passes for a car?

too bad though. it can be pretty fun

[teenyoda]

For you, maybe. My fun's more along the line of online games or porn books.

I'll remember that remark about my car. You will never ride in her ever. Not even if you're bleeding out of your eyes.

[freezerburned]

her

let me guess: you named it too?

[teenyoda]

All vehicles are girls. Duh.

No.

[freezerburned]

mmhm

whats the name?

[teenyoda]

I said I didn't name her. XP

[freezerburned]

and im saying youre a liar

whatever. you dont have a car here do you?

[teenyoda]

That'd be the liar calling the liar a liar.

Liar.

No. I have squat here. That includes not having a bike, which I wouldn't want anyway.

[freezerburned]

why are you calling me a liar?

ah. hence the job request i guess

[teenyoda]

If the lie fits...

I've got a couple options. Might take them both.

[freezerburned]

whatever

oh? and they are?

[teenyoda]

Book store and pie store. With free pie. All the pie. Pie.

[freezerburned]

pie and no biking

youre going to get fat

[teenyoda]

Nope. High metabolism. It's why I'm all skin and freckles. You might want to look into getting that bike messenger job, though. :D

[freezerburned]

you probably just burn it all off talking people to death

[Totally ignoring that dig, wow Stiles, rude.]