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[neverymind]

[Nevy really, honestly, genuinely... hates everyone. Like. Everyone. Everyone except Gil, because Gil is wonderful, but yet again Gil is not here and Nevy has no idea what to do other than curl up in her bed and seethe.

The awful creature was in her bathtub, again. Except this time, when she howled in fury and pounded on the other's door, no one came in to save her. Not Pyro, not the nice girl, Oswin. No one. And so she banged on the door for like ten minutes, before the sulking lizard started attempting to escape its bathtub prison and she shrieked and ran for cover, slamming the door to lock the creature inside the room, ready to forget about it.

Two hours later, when she had to use the toilet, it was there still. Further banging was yet unproductive, and so with an angry huff, she pushed on the doorhandle --

-- and the door swung open, uninhibited, to an empty room.

The neighbors surely must have heart her enraged shouting, but Nevy didn't care! How awful! What a horrible person!

Still in need of the toilet, she chased the creature into the empty apartment with a broom to give her peace and quiet in the bathroom. Halfway through, she heard it scratching at the door between them. Ugh. She had fled to her room and locked herself in, ready to forget about the thing.

An hour and a half after that, she hears scratching again.

She bites her lip, staring at the door. What the heck is she supposed to do with it, even? If it dies, it'll stink up the whole apartment... But she doesn't want it! She doesn't want to feed it or take care of it! Ugh ugh ugh!]

Hi, um. Does anyone know what lizards eat? My awful roommate is gone... but he left his terrible pet in the bathroom again... [Her cheeks pinken.] I don't want it to die, it'll start smelling and I don't want to have a dead animal next to my room!

This is so awful. Could someone please come take it away?

Comments

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

Oh my God, really?

Just let it outside or something. Asgard can deal with it. The thing was faulty anyway, I don't want it anymore.

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[neverymind]

You're so horrible! I hate you! Why would you do this?!

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

I had enough to bring to my new place without figuring out how to take that thing along. [A shrug.] I left it in my room, it must've figured out the door handle.

[necrowmantic]

They don't smell that bad, unless you leave 'em in a warm, sunny room! Then they'll bloat up and... well, you'll never get the stains out, nya ha!

I bet it's cute, though! Why don't you ask it what it wants?

[neverymind]

Oh my God, that's horrible...

I don't want to talk to a lizard! It's probably just hungry, that's why I need to know what it eats... Because what if it gets really hungry and tries to break the door down and eat me?!

[necrowmantic]

That'd be awesome! Is it as big as a dragon?

But the quickest way to find out what it likes is to ask! Or I guess you could put out some dead mice or some kind of salad and see what it goes for.

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[could_be_dangerous]

What sort of lizard?
SH

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

[Might as well, since she probably doesn't know.]

He called it a basilisk. Huge, black, spikes on its head and way too many fucking teeth. And supposed to breathe fire.

They understand what you say and listen when they feel like it. But mostly it just attacks.

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[could_be_dangerous]

Interesting. He?
SH

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[neverymind]

this kind

[and she reluctantly creeps into the bathroom to open the door and snap a quick picture of the basilisk with her bracelet before slamming the door when it runs at her.]

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[occulthymns]

He did what??

[Damnit, and here Euri thought Pyro was making progress!

She's also wondering where he went to - if he moved out - but their last conversation wasn't all that great and she isn't sure if she wants to ask right now.]

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[neverymind]

Ugh, he left it here! It was just sitting there in my bathroom, and he was gone! He just moved out and abandoned it.

[not here]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

[At least I won't be getting a lecture, he tells himself, then switches off the feed. He doesn't want to hear any more of what Euri has to say.

Honestly, he just doesn't want to hear Euri's voice right now.]

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[seethelanterns]

A lizard? Pascal is a chameleon, which is the closest thing I have experience with, but I don't know, maybe someone else could offer to look after it?

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[neverymind]

What does, um, a chameleon eat?

[bowdown]

holy mackerel is dis still aboat dat shitty fin ya wanted to krill but you too much offa pussy to krill

[neverymind]

shUT UP!!! I don't want to kill it, i just want it gone!!!! >:(

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[nukeoleptic]

Oh, come on! A lizard can't be that bad. Some of them are actually surprisingly good at video games.

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[neverymind]

Wh-what...

Well, whatever! This is a huge lizard, and it's really scary, okay!

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[fishdouche]

I already fuckin' told you, just put a bullet betwween its eyes an' leavve it outside for the squeakbeasts to eat. It's his fuckin' fault for leavvin' it behind.

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[neverymind]

I don't have anything like that! And how would I get it outside after I k-killed it?

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[oblivionize]

I don't know what lizards eat but... Could it really be so bad? I bet you could get used to it.

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[neverymind]

I'd really rather not need to get used to it...

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[bluespacebabe]

Aha, I'll be over right away to take care of it...

[She didn't even have to ask. He knew.}

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[neverymind]

[G-Gil. ;__; ♥ ]

Oh, oh Gil, thank you...! Someone told me I'd have to feed it bugs.