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[The voice that comes on is light and cheerful and opens with a laugh.]

Hey hey- quick question guys. So I've talked to a few people over the past couple weeks, and I'm getting the idea that a lot of you aren't too keen on the whole 'murdering your fellow man' thing. Which totally surprises me, since I thought we were pulled here to murder things! Or fight a war, I guess.

So this is a little informal poll!

Uh- how many of you have killed someone before? Of your own species, or close enough! Cold blood, warm blood, lots of blood- method or reason don't really matter.

If you want to give details, that'd be awesome.

--I guess I should start, though, huh? I've killed loads of people. Like a lot! [More laughter.] Buuut my world's had at least two wars just in my lifetime, so there's never been any shortage of targets, nya ha ha!

Okay, your turn!

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Nightmares? Like you could actually walk around in other people's heads? Awww, that would've been the BEST! I bet I could've gotten so many ideas from that! ...But wait, does that mean people could've gotten into my mind too? And learned all my weird little secrets? Maaaybe it's for the best I missed out after all, nya ha!

But hey, how does something like that even happen?

what does a guy like you even consider weird little secrets
and i guess one of the gods got pissed and threw a tantrum
so the fallout meant people kept passing out all over the fucking place and having grotesque nightmares
it was kind of dumb

[Quiiietly bypassing any mention of his own issues.]

I heard someone mention it once, but I didn't get the details... but people were just having nightmares all over the place? Anyone get an arm or two crushed by napping in the wrong spot?

What was the worst thing you saw? I love getting new ideas!

[Davesprite finds that genuinely weird—which is impressive, because Henry is already super weird—but whatevs. It's cool.]

someone mightve drowned from all the rain
though i dont think that actually happened it just sounds more plausible than the arm crushing to be honest
but i dont know
i saw a rotting zombie troll girl that was kind of fucked up
actually most of the trolls are fucked up and thats even outside of the dreams

Do you know you sort of bloat up if you leave a dead body in the water for too long? It's really gross, and the smell sticks to you like nothing else!

But hey, rotting zombie girls sound pretty great too! Were there bugs? Did you get any on you? Flies are fun to watch, once they've reached the wiggling around stage.

And trolls are the ones with the grey skin and the cute horns, right? They're nice! Even if a little hard to interpret sometimes.

doesnt your skin get all discolored and start to peel funny too
dont think i saw any bugs though no
oh wait
there were spiders
getting their creep on through troll girls torso and webbing on everything in range
also she stank like the skanky unbathed asshole of trailer park cerulean trash
but that might be normal for trolls
the gray skin and idiotic horns could be early signs of rot

It totally does! The texture's really weird if you touch it, too.

And she was full of spiders? That's so cool! I hope whenever I die, I end up full of spiders too. And maggots! Bugs can share space, right?

depends
is it a good thing or a bad thing if the spiders eat the maggots

That's a tricky one!

I guess it ends up being good. Spiders have to eat something!

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