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[necrowmantic]

[The voice that comes on is light and cheerful and opens with a laugh.]

Hey hey- quick question guys. So I've talked to a few people over the past couple weeks, and I'm getting the idea that a lot of you aren't too keen on the whole 'murdering your fellow man' thing. Which totally surprises me, since I thought we were pulled here to murder things! Or fight a war, I guess.

So this is a little informal poll!

Uh- how many of you have killed someone before? Of your own species, or close enough! Cold blood, warm blood, lots of blood- method or reason don't really matter.

If you want to give details, that'd be awesome.

--I guess I should start, though, huh? I've killed loads of people. Like a lot! [More laughter.] Buuut my world's had at least two wars just in my lifetime, so there's never been any shortage of targets, nya ha ha!

Okay, your turn!

Comments

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[necrowmantic]

Do you know you sort of bloat up if you leave a dead body in the water for too long? It's really gross, and the smell sticks to you like nothing else!

But hey, rotting zombie girls sound pretty great too! Were there bugs? Did you get any on you? Flies are fun to watch, once they've reached the wiggling around stage.

And trolls are the ones with the grey skin and the cute horns, right? They're nice! Even if a little hard to interpret sometimes.

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[feathery]

doesnt your skin get all discolored and start to peel funny too
dont think i saw any bugs though no
oh wait
there were spiders
getting their creep on through troll girls torso and webbing on everything in range
also she stank like the skanky unbathed asshole of trailer park cerulean trash
but that might be normal for trolls
the gray skin and idiotic horns could be early signs of rot

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[necrowmantic]

It totally does! The texture's really weird if you touch it, too.

And she was full of spiders? That's so cool! I hope whenever I die, I end up full of spiders too. And maggots! Bugs can share space, right?

filtered; god i'm sorry for how slow i've been

[feathery]

depends
is it a good thing or a bad thing if the spiders eat the maggots

filtered; it's all good <3

[necrowmantic]

That's a tricky one!

I guess it ends up being good. Spiders have to eat something!