001 :: Video

[kuramaless]

[Hello, Asgard. Here, have a set of bright blue eyes, perhaps a little too close to the communicator screen. The moment the feed starts however, he pulls back - blinking at the thing in his hands.

That’s when the shot twists, and he finally settles for grinning at the screen.]

Yo! So, this place really is super grey, y'know?

I got a bracelet thing, and this--! I guess everyone else got one too right? Er. Lesse, lesse. Oh! Yeah, I’m Uzumaki Naruto, from Konoha. Ya probably dunno where that is. Hey! Unless there’s other people from back home?

[As if an idea has hit him he frowns, and looks away before turning back again.]

How do I know if people are gonna talk to me on this?

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[key_illusion]

[Sure you did.]

Besides the sickness, what House are you in?

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[kuramaless]

[Of course! >_>]

Uh, house? Oh! Yeah. Freya? I guess-- that's kinda cool right?

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[key_illusion]

I'm not a very good judge at what you would consider cool.

Do you know which power they gave you? It's either Charm or Energy Transfer.

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[kuramaless]

[He'd been hopeful.]

Er, power power. Oh, yeah yeah. I've got some Energy Transfer thing.

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[key_illusion]

[Since ???'s already experienced Naruto failure at technology, he'll be copy&pasting from this document.]

Energy Transfer:
•Level one
-Energy can be taken from a target through a kiss, and given to another individual through the same method. Less than half a target's energy can be taken.
•Level two
-Over half a target's energy can be taken through a kiss, less can be absorbed through touch. The use of this ability through touch is hindered by thick clothing.
•Level three
-A kiss can completely drain the energy of a target, and therefore cause death. A touch can drain much of it.

[Have fun kissing your enemies, Naruto.]

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[kuramaless]

...

Wa- Wait a minute.

DOES THAT SAY KISSING?

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[key_illusion]

Yuuuuup!

[???, that many 'u's wasn't necessary.

Naruto's reaction is quite entertaining though.]

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[kuramaless]

WHAT THE HELL?

WHAT KIND OF STUPID-- Ah.

It-- Is this serious? That ain't serious.

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[key_illusion]

No, it's really serious. I would send you the document, but you don't do so well with technology.

Euri also has Energy Transfer. You can talk to her about it.

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[kuramaless]

That can't be serious! Kissing's-- that doesn't do any of that stuff.

I DON'T WANNA TALK TO NO EURI ABOUT IT.

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[key_illusion]

Then you'll have to wait till you hit the next level because the only way you can use your ability is by kissing.

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[kuramaless]

...

How do I get to the next level?

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[key_illusion]

Takes about a month. It's a bit random at times, but as long as you work toward healing the natives, you should be fine.

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[kuramaless]

A month?

Man.

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[key_illusion]

The first level powers aren't normally useful, so everyone struggles with it in the beginning.

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[kuramaless]

So, what'm I gonna do? Is anythin' goin' on?

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[key_illusion]

Nothing at the moment. There was a spy caught in Utgard, the nearby city that normally helps with supplies trips.

You can ask him questions here.

[Although he's not really sure if Naruto will get further than clicking the link.]

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[kuramaless]

A spy?

What should I ask him?

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[key_illusion]

[Geez, Naruto, you ask way too many questions.]

Anything you want. You may want to look at the questions other people asked him before you try.

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[kuramaless]

[You told him to!]

Oh. What's-- Uthard anyway?

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[key_illusion]

Utgard. I already told you. It's a nearby city. It's an ally.

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[kuramaless]

Yeah yeah yeah. That's what I said. So, that place is a good place? We need to-- figure out some stuff.

Is this to do with the giant guys?

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[key_illusion]

[Your idiot vibes just gained a level, Naruto.]

An ally is normally your teammate, so yes.

The spy was from our enemies, the giants. The giants are led by Surt and Thiazi. Thiazi leads the frost giants, and Surt leads the fire giants.

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[kuramaless]

[Idiot vibes. What're you talking about? :|]

Yeah. I know that.

I just didn't know about that other stuff you're goin' on about.

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[key_illusion]

Okay, okay. What else would you like to know?

[Since it appears that he's turned into Naruto's regretful info guide.]