NPC POST - VIDEO

[asgardswisdom]

Following the sampling of your - [ There's a small quirk of his lips; amusement? ] - creative contributions to our latest contest, we've decided on a victor. Despite the fact I don't believe in such trivialities, my colleagues are otherwise indisposed of at the moment. 

As such, it is my distinct - [ Read as: nonexistent. ] - honour to announce that Hel's House has been determined the winner of this round for reasons that defy any realm of logic. Those of her house will find a supplies table permanently affixed in the communal kitchen for all your future cooking endeavours, may they be as fruitful as your entries. To the individuals of the other houses that offered their wares, you'll find a voucher for free desserts at the indicated restaurant of your district for the next month. Don't make a mess.

[ Thank every god in existence that's over - he can get serious for this next bit. ]

With that said and done, on to matters of actual import. We'll be setting up a caravan to gather supplies from Utgard in three days' time. Those of you that offer your assistance will be granted a fair allowance for whatever you so choose, as long as our needs are met. Meet at the Gate of Fog the morning of Day 269, the wagons will already be prepped for you.

[ And that's it. Really. No farewells or formalities, just signing off. Allpapa out. ]

Comments

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

Oh, wonderful, just as I was getting bored!

[Video]

[asgardsstrength]

Gods forbid.

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[samantha_grey]

Wait... what?!?

[Pause.]

Right, ummm... yeah, I ... wait, what?

[Give her a minute. She honest to god didn't expect Hel house to win that one.]

Nevermind, anyway, yeah. I'll be on the trip to help get supplies.

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[asgardswisdom]

[ Dryly: ]

Congratulations.

[ He didn't either. They're all idiots. ]

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[fantastix]

Looks like your experimentation paid off.

[necrowmantic]

Yaay!

And what's an Utgard? Is it fun there? Is that where you keep the god-eating snakes and wolves?

[asgardswisdom]

[ ... No. ]

Utgard is our neighbouring kingdom to the south under the rule of Loki's brother. You're free to enjoy it as you like.

[Filtered Text]

[key_illusion]

[Completely unrelated because he doesn't really care about either points:]

Where can I go to learn more about runes?

[Filtered Text]

[asgardswisdom]

It would appear some idiot unsealed the restricted section of the library. I'd imagine you could find what you're looking for there, seeing as there's no point in closing it.

[Video]

[marrying]

Thank you!

[She likes her consolation prize a lot, okay.]

[Video]

[asgardsstrength]

You're welcome. I'd have voted for yours, but Sam's made some of the other gods actively uncomfortable, so..

[ itp thor is a childish dick ]

[not here]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

[Grits teeth... grits teeth...

... and says nothing. Aren't you all proud of him? He'll take it out on something or someone else later.]

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[notthedoctor]

A trip! I can't wait. I could use all sorts of new things. I'll have to bring my pack.

Is she any better?

[It's unfortunate that he tends to forget about the gods once in awhile, but he does remember her of the nightmares. He hadn't heard anything, but he hadn't asked either with the Doctor acting so oddly.]

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[asgardswisdom]

No.

Text; beep beep all aboard the skeptic skimobile

[mcfussyfangs]

Why The Trip

Text; your mobile smells like farts Kanaya crack a window

[asgardswisdom]

What it says on the tin: supplies run.

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[snugglesjugs]

I wouldn't mind going on the trip, Mr. Odin.

Also I have something sort of important to talk to you about.

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[asgardswisdom]

Speak.

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[verybigpheasants]

Ahh, easy come easy go with such battles. [ Gwaine you didn't even enter anything you wrecked a kitchen and ate. ]

Utgard, though! Sounds appealing. Been meaning to get myself there to look the place over properly. Suppose I'll have to see what comes of it.

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[asgardsstrength]

Hopefully quite a bit.

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[incongruent]

What sorts of supplies are we going for?

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[asgardsstrength]

Oh, you know.. [ Idly: ] Hats, gloves... coats..

[beforethewar]

I certainly hope you won't be tampering with our minds while we're out there. A supply run will be much more productive if we have our wits about us. Not to mention far less dangerous.

[asgardstricks]

We weren't planning on it, but who knows what'll happen.

[asgardsheart]

He forgot to thank you all for entering the contest and being so cooperative and delightful.

[ sigyn, sigyn stop. ]

[asgardsstrength]

Surely that bit was implied.

[ Batting his eyelashes at her. ]

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[bornarebel]

I'll help.

[He can use it for Katniss, Rue and Annie.]

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[asgardsstrength]

Then we'll see you there.

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[badwolf]

Sounds like fun. What's the supplies for? [Yes, she saw that reply to Mel. Hats, gloves, coats? Really? Wasn't it getting a bit warm, now?]

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[asgardsstrength]

[ Owww someone was cuffed in the head by his dad for giving away too much information. ]

We're in the middle of a war, if you'll remember.

[bonnypiperlad]

Hey, thanks!

[Free desserts aren't anything he's going to complain about, nope.]

So are ye going on this supply trip as well as us, then?

[asgardsstrength]

Nope! We've got business in the city.