first run | joint/accidental voice;

[hypercompetent]

[ After making his way out onto the streets post his arrival-slash-explanation about Asgard (like the old Hammertime comic books, seriously? ), Stiles Stilinski has spent the past ten minutes trying to get a feel for his surroundings. He'd stumbled out of the gray room clutching his map and, armed with the knowledge that if he wanted to, he could probably set things on fire, that he needed to find an Odin house, and that he had no frickin' idea how he got here.

What he got a feel for instead of the actual, you know, surroundings, was Derek Hale. It had taken him looking into the city for about half a second to spot a familiar face, and that presented Stiles with two options.

1.) Be relieved at the sight of a familiar face and approach him or
2.) Assume something completely different than what's probably true and approach him anyway.

Naturally, we're at number two. The bracelet's feed fizzles to life to catch the sound of voices just as they start. It's Stiles' bracelet that's catching the feed, but there are definitely two voices; one is higher pitched and a little frantic sounding, compared to the other, deeper and definitely older. You would think when people met up in places they'd stick together, work things out, but you've obviously never met Stiles before. ]

--all your fault, I'm telling you, I don't know how it was your fault, but it's definitely your fault!
Because that makes logical sense, Stiles.

[ Dry, exasperated, and a little more than broaching annoyed, Derek has not been enjoying this little trip either. His senses are dampened, he's been kidnapped to Asgard, of all places, and now Stiles is (unsurprisingly) accusing him of being behind the kidnapping. Despite the fact that if he arrived the same way the alpha did, then he would've been given some amount of information already. ]

Perfectly logical sense. I definitely have every ability at my disposal to bring us here, and the willingness to do it.

--It wouldn't surprise me! God only knows what other kind of crap you're hiding behind your [you can just hear him mocking Derek, and there's some rustling, like he's flailing his arms around] ~big bad alpha powers~, and, oh yeah, if you haven't noticed, literally everything supernaturally-involved in my life all comes back to you!

Surprise, my big bad alpha powers can't transport people to other worlds. [ There's a growl there, but no teeth or flash of eyes to go with it. ] And even if they could, they're go-- [Wait, something has distracted said big bad alpha. He stares flatly at where the bracelet is projecting the screen. ] Stiles.


Yeah, okay, sure, you know, maybe I would actually know that if you'd actually tell people things once in a whiwhat. [And now Stiles actually turns his attention to the bracelet and--] 

Th--crap! [ There's a loud squawk of something before it gets cut off...presumably as the two keep arguing. Aren't your newest arrivals absolutely charming, Asgard?]

{ responses can come from either stiles or derek ♥ }

Comments

We're sorry Asgard. Kind of.

[triskeles]

[ Derek is giving you the driest look in the history of his expressions, Stiles. ]

tbh this is a pretty great first impression

[hypercompetent]

[THROWS HANDS UP] Don't say anything. Actually, don't even look at me. Don't even communicate with your eyebrows. Stop it.

[Video] both X-( also i am the most eloquent ok

[freezerburned]

[Isaac is just going to

slow clap it out

way to go, dudes.]

[Video] We're not much better.

[triskeles]

[ The clapping draws Stiles' attention, and before Derek can get a word in, he butts his head into the feed to stare at. Isaac.

Welp. ] Great, it's a frickin' werewolf party! [ and then turning his attention back to Derek-- ] This has "creepy codepedent on emotionally unstable teenagers pack" written all over it!

[ Which leads to Stiles getting pushed out of the frame by the side of his face with aggravation written all over Derek's. ] Shut up, Stiles.

Isaac. [ Thank you that's enough now. ]

[video, private]

[hollowchild]

[well, since stiles already blurted it out]

...more friends from home, Isaac?

[audio]

[dragonspeak]

[The bickering makes Merlin smile just a little.]

Actually, it's neither of yours' fault. Erm...welcome to Asgard.

[audio]

[hypercompetent]

[ He sounds so disbelieving it's not even funny. ]

Right, so, the lady in the 1950's cartoon room wasn't totally insane. This is actually Asgard.

video;

[starktomboy]

[Wow it's like an idiot circus came into town!! No, really, they just look confused and Arya's trying not to gape at them or laugh.]

You're both being stupid. You should blame the gods who brought you here and not each other.

video;

[triskeles]

Oh, believe me, I'm blaming them plenty.

[ As so very enthused as he is about being overheard by apparently upwards of two hundred people (by which he is not enthused), Derek is remaining fairly even. ]

[video]

[averagemedium]

[The guy on the other end of the feed does a pretty good impression of a mop with glasses, at first glance-- one with an amused little grin.]

You know, I'm starting to think that having supernatural weirdness in your life kind of makes you a magnet for this place or something. If your experience here's anything like mine's been so far? You're going to see some weirder shit. It's all downhill on the crazy train, or... something?

Okay, that metaphor got away from me. But, uh. Yeah. Welcome?

[video]

[hypercompetent]

No, no, I totally get you. Crazy train, off the tracks and headlong crashing into Crazy Town. [ You get Stiles in response--he's fiddling with his little bracelet until he can get the video to focus on his face. Somewhere in the background you can spot Derek, but he mostly just looks like a distracted, hulking mass of muscle, especially compared to the buzzcut wearing teenager fisheye looking into the video. ]

Thanks. I think. Some welcoming committee you guys've got here, I've never had someone tell me I had superpowers as a hello before.

[necrowmantic]

Aw, it's not so bad here!

There's lots of things you can kill once you get the hang of it.

[hypercompetent]

[ GRIMACE ]

...charming. Is killing and maiming a normal thing?

[video]

[hollowchild]

[oh look it's the girl who punched out satan. sort of. anyway. she looks vaguely amused]

Isaac said I should introduce myself, so I shall. It seems as though plenty of people have already mentioned most of the basics, but if there's anything else, do ask. I've been here a bit of time.

Ah, and I'm Sophie.

[video]

[triskeles]

[ Of course that gets Derek's attention, and he considers her before he actually replies. ]

If anything comes to mind. [ Having information is good, but right now he's mostly just gauging what they've been told before he asks any other, more specific questions. ] How much is 'a bit of time?'

[ He does, however, incline his head slightly as she gives her name and he offers his. ] Derek.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

If it helps, none of you are at fault.

[Video]

[triskeles]

[ There, see, Stiles. Listen to the Doctor, he knows what he's talking about. ]

I doubt it'll help him in the long run, really, but maybe if enough people say it.

voice; both or either. whichever.

[gymnast]

[ On the one hand, Allison's glad to hear Stiles' voice again - it'll make Scott even happier, she figures - despite what he told her last time. Not that she holds it against him, she just had a feeling it would make things weird between them. On the other, Derek's back, too. She hasn't fully figured out how she feels in regards to him, but there's definitely apprehension there.

Especially since it sounds like neither of them remember being here before. ]

Believe it or not, Stiles, but Derek's telling the truth. He's not the one behind all of this.

voice; looks like you're stuck with me for now ♥

[hypercompetent]

Allison! [ Stiles' knee jerk reaction is to brighten up, relieved to hear the familiar voice---]

--Allison. [ Oh. Right. That whole "went on a vaguely murderous spree" thing. His face falls and he drums his hands against the side of his pants, immediately fidgety. Crap. Well, he's human, he has yet to do anything completely wrong, and he really liked Allison. Still likes Allison, really.

If anyone can understand acting out of grief because of your mother's death? It's Stiles.] Are you okay?

[ ...well that's one place to start. ]

video; 1/2 (fashionably late, sorry!)

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Scott grins as soon as hears his best friend's voice, flooded with relief. ] Stiles! [ Allison was right when she said Stiles would be back in no time. ]

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Scott's reaction to Derek is a lot more conflicted and complicated. He's happy for Isaac, who's probably been feeling a little lonely without his pack. But since Derek left, there are now things Scott knows thanks to Stiles' big mouth, like Derek biting Mrs. Argent. Her death hasn't happened for him or Allison yet, but it hasn't made the news any less upsetting for Allison to hear. Scott's been trying to help her keep her mind off it, but now Derek's back, he could be a reminder to Allison of what will happen.

And then there's the fact that he doesn't know what time Derek is from, which is pretty important because the last time Derek was here, he was pretty pissed at Scott for not telling him about his plan against Gerard. Things got a lot messy and long story short, Scott's shoulder got dislocated and it wasn't an accident. They got over it, he even managed to convince Derek to work at his pet store, but Scott's really hoping Derek is over the Gerard thing. ]

...Derek.

video! snow'll reply to the second one huhu

[hypercompetent]

Scott! [ OH THANK GOD. It's okay, there is some sane company here! It's pretty much undeniable how fast his face lights up, with a combination of happiness and relief. He pushes Derek out of the feed, and it wobbles as his arms probably windmill with trying to get a better view. ]

Dude, I am so glad to see you. What the hell's going on?

video;

[swedge]

Big bad alpha powers?

[ Jo's voice is a little guarded - she's trying to pass it off as merely curious, but the mention of 'supernatural' has her on edge. She's not too bad when it comes to acting, though, so they shouldn't necessarily be able to tell. ]

video;

[hypercompetent]

[........shit ]

You know, the whole powers on arrival thing! ~Damage Drain~ sounds terrifying.

[ derek is going to kill him ]

video; (would it be plausible to run into them around town?)

[badwolf]

[Hm. One of those voices sounds familiar. They just seem to be getting along swimmingly, don't they?]

Is that Derek? [Oh wait- Not just Derek.]

I'd point your blame at the gods here, Stiles. [Heard the name, taking advantage.] I'm sure they'd love to hear a new form of complaint.

video;

[companioning]

[Inara's just watching this with... amusement. She can't help it.

She clears her throat though and manages to smile... politely.]

I'm certain you didn't mean for all of us to see that, but you being here is not the fault of either of you.