1ST JEER [text]

[deudly]

HEY.
HEY.
THE FUCK IS THIS? THE FUCK WAS ALL THAT?
WHAT IS ALL THIS BULLSHIT ABOUT HOUSES. AND GODS. AND OTHER BORING BULLSHIT. WHO CARES?
THAT BITCH PRATTLED ON. FOR SO LONG. I THOUGHT I WOULD DIE. OF BOREDOM. SO I STOPPED LISTENING AFTER A WHILE.
HEY. HEY.
HEY!!
I WANT ANSWERS.
DON'T THINK I WON'T KEEP DOING THIS. UNTIL YOU GIVE THEM TO ME. GUY BEHIND THE COMPUTER.
NOT THAT THIS IS A COMPUTER. IT'S MORE LIKE A SHITTY BRACELET.
BUT WHO CARES I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE.
I AM HOLDING YOU AT RANSOM. UNTIL YOU ANSWER ME. I WILL KEEP THIS UP UNTIL YOU DO.
ALSO. BEFORE I FORGET. WHERE ARE MY GIANT OGRES?
I SWEAR IF YOU DID ANYTHING TO MY OGRES. I WILL KILL YOU.
......
CAN I AT LEAST HAVE MAROON-STRIPE HAT BACK?
I SERIOUSLY JUST GOT HIM AND I MISS HIM ALREADY.
WHAT A PAL.
HE LET ME RIDE ON HIS SHOULDER. AND PUNCHED SOME WEIRD HUMAN SO HARD. HE RIPPED A HOLE IN THE UNIVERSE.
IT WAS GREAT.
MAROON-STRIPE? WHERE ARE YOU??
DAMMIT SOMEONE ANSWER ME!!!
I AM NOT SHUTTING UP UNTIL YOU DO.

[Don't tempt him, he is more than willing to be the biggest petulant brat in all of the universes until he gets his way.]

[ooc: An opt out post if anyone decides that they really REALLY don't want me to tag them with Caliborn. It won't get better from here folks.]

Comments

[feathery]

i dunno im not really finding your argument all that persuasive
you need to step up your rhetoric
like jesus when you assume two people are one guy on different accounts because they both use lowercase?
talk about an inflated sense of importance
next youll think green text is the same person as red text and me
actually maybe thats the truth of the matter
were all secretly jade
holy shit my mind was just blown

1/4

[deudly]

OK WISE GUY.
I'M GOING TO CHECK THE ACCOUNTS RIGHT NOW.

[deudly]

OK I'M LOOKING AT THEM.
THE RED TEXT IS DAVE.
THE PINK. AND NOW ORANGE. IS DAVESPRITE.

3/4

[deudly]

DAVE.
DAVESPRITE.
DAVE.
DAVESPRITE.
DAVE.
DAVESPRITE!?

[deudly]

ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
THAT'S IT?
THAT'S YOUR INCREDIBLY CREATIVE NAME. FOR AN ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNT.
DAVE. SPRITE.
OH MY GOD YOU UNBELIEVABLE TOOL.
YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS THAT SELF-INDULGENT IDIOT BEHIND THE COMPUTER.

[feathery]

hahahaha
ok
im a go talk to my alt account now in your post
juice up the indulgence a little more
just for you

[deudly]

OH GOD.
SOMEHOW. EVEN WITH ALL THIS. YOU ARE NOT AS BAD AS THE COMPUTER GUY.
BUT YOU ARE STILL AWFUL.

[feathery]

i got you in the throes of confusion over here
i mean what non toolshed kind of guy cant decide if im just as bad or not as bad as a mysterious wizard of tech support
you cant go flouncing your expectations like that it makes you look like a flighty little shit
so basically what im saying is
if youre gonna call me awful i demand some kind of pedestal
if im bad ive gotta be the worst
get my credit where credit is due

[deudly]

I WILL GIVE YOU NO FUCKING CREDIT FOR BEING SECOND WORST.
AND I WILL FLAUNT MY EXPECTATIONS ALL I WANT. YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.

[feathery]

go ahead and flaunt your expectations dude thats what youve been doing this whole time
but when you cant make up your mind?
it looks bad
downright heinous for someone who wants to order around a bunch of ogres