asgardeventide | 1ST JEER [text]

HEY.
HEY.
THE FUCK IS THIS? THE FUCK WAS ALL THAT?
WHAT IS ALL THIS BULLSHIT ABOUT HOUSES. AND GODS. AND OTHER BORING BULLSHIT. WHO CARES?
THAT BITCH PRATTLED ON. FOR SO LONG. I THOUGHT I WOULD DIE. OF BOREDOM. SO I STOPPED LISTENING AFTER A WHILE.
HEY. HEY.
HEY!!
I WANT ANSWERS.
DON'T THINK I WON'T KEEP DOING THIS. UNTIL YOU GIVE THEM TO ME. GUY BEHIND THE COMPUTER.
NOT THAT THIS IS A COMPUTER. IT'S MORE LIKE A SHITTY BRACELET.
BUT WHO CARES I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE.
I AM HOLDING YOU AT RANSOM. UNTIL YOU ANSWER ME. I WILL KEEP THIS UP UNTIL YOU DO.
ALSO. BEFORE I FORGET. WHERE ARE MY GIANT OGRES?
I SWEAR IF YOU DID ANYTHING TO MY OGRES. I WILL KILL YOU.
......
CAN I AT LEAST HAVE MAROON-STRIPE HAT BACK?
I SERIOUSLY JUST GOT HIM AND I MISS HIM ALREADY.
WHAT A PAL.
HE LET ME RIDE ON HIS SHOULDER. AND PUNCHED SOME WEIRD HUMAN SO HARD. HE RIPPED A HOLE IN THE UNIVERSE.
IT WAS GREAT.
MAROON-STRIPE? WHERE ARE YOU??
DAMMIT SOMEONE ANSWER ME!!!
I AM NOT SHUTTING UP UNTIL YOU DO.

[Don't tempt him, he is more than willing to be the biggest petulant brat in all of the universes until he gets his way.]

[ooc: An opt out post if anyone decides that they really REALLY don't want me to tag them with Caliborn. It won't get better from here folks.]

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I would not argue with the logic there. I am not a lover of firearms as you can tell. Regardless, the strength will have its uses.

I don't get it. Why no firearms? You look strong. For a troll anyway.

It is the warrior ideal, naturally. Archery is the picture of the perfection of warfare, a mixture of skill, precision, training, strength and composure. If a person truly masters the bow, they are the explicit master of themselves.

I... cannot completely denegrate firearms. I simply think the sea-dweller relies on them as a crutch at times.

Sounds like more hard work. Using a gun isn't all that easy either. But shit, it's easier than dealing with all that bullshit. And I don't know who the fuck this sea-dweller you're talking about is. But I bet he's not as good as I am with a gun.

Almost certainly the hardest of works. It is a matter of the warrior ideal. Why would one expect to achieve the greatest heights. Thousands of them, with the power of full strength behind them is a sight to behold, a veritable rain of death.

As for Eridan? You could always ask him.

OR. You could shoot a gun. And get the same rain. Only faster! I don't know who the fuck Eridan is. But I am much better with a gun than him.

Oh... you should say that to his face. I would actually enjoy seeing his expression.

He sounds like a real loser. If what you're saying is true.

I truly wish that I could disagree and argue with that assessment, but I do not believe that is possible. He has never truly lived up to his potential.

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