asgardeventide | 1ST JEER [text]

HEY.
HEY.
THE FUCK IS THIS? THE FUCK WAS ALL THAT?
WHAT IS ALL THIS BULLSHIT ABOUT HOUSES. AND GODS. AND OTHER BORING BULLSHIT. WHO CARES?
THAT BITCH PRATTLED ON. FOR SO LONG. I THOUGHT I WOULD DIE. OF BOREDOM. SO I STOPPED LISTENING AFTER A WHILE.
HEY. HEY.
HEY!!
I WANT ANSWERS.
DON'T THINK I WON'T KEEP DOING THIS. UNTIL YOU GIVE THEM TO ME. GUY BEHIND THE COMPUTER.
NOT THAT THIS IS A COMPUTER. IT'S MORE LIKE A SHITTY BRACELET.
BUT WHO CARES I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE.
I AM HOLDING YOU AT RANSOM. UNTIL YOU ANSWER ME. I WILL KEEP THIS UP UNTIL YOU DO.
ALSO. BEFORE I FORGET. WHERE ARE MY GIANT OGRES?
I SWEAR IF YOU DID ANYTHING TO MY OGRES. I WILL KILL YOU.
......
CAN I AT LEAST HAVE MAROON-STRIPE HAT BACK?
I SERIOUSLY JUST GOT HIM AND I MISS HIM ALREADY.
WHAT A PAL.
HE LET ME RIDE ON HIS SHOULDER. AND PUNCHED SOME WEIRD HUMAN SO HARD. HE RIPPED A HOLE IN THE UNIVERSE.
IT WAS GREAT.
MAROON-STRIPE? WHERE ARE YOU??
DAMMIT SOMEONE ANSWER ME!!!
I AM NOT SHUTTING UP UNTIL YOU DO.

[Don't tempt him, he is more than willing to be the biggest petulant brat in all of the universes until he gets his way.]

[ooc: An opt out post if anyone decides that they really REALLY don't want me to tag them with Caliborn. It won't get better from here folks.]

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"THAT'S NOT THE POINT."

[And for the first time he raises his voice into a blood curling scream. He never had much patience to begin with, especially not for Calliope, and now it's run out. He'll gladly deal with intrusions into his conquest and saving the universe and whatever the fuck he has to do if the promise is an escape. He turned over rocks for keys for fucks sake he can take it. But if there is one thing he will not tolerate it is going backwards. Not moving ahead, but going back to the past and undoing what he has done.

And right now? His victory has been undone. In his mind, this is an effective step backwards in all the efforts he has made. It is NOT ok.]

"The rules were that if I won you would die! Well I won! AND YOU'RE NOT DEAD. So you better fucking fix shit before I fix it for you!"

[What else is there to say? She couldn't dissuade him any more than she could do what he was asking. Still, suddenly this room doesn't feel so safe.. she looks at something off screen, flipping back to text.]

yoU're welcome to try.

"HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!"

[Is all she'll hear when he realizes she cut the video feed off.]

"HEY? WHAT'S WRONG? AFRAID?"

[He continues to laugh for a moment and then calms down...somewhat. He's still trying to hold himself back from bursting into laughter again.]

"Oh I am going to find you bitch. You can run but you can't escape. And when I find you. I'm going to tear you apart. The chance to kill you with my own bare hands. It sounds. Positively. Delightful!!"

[Switching to text had not meant she could no longer see his video, or hear his jeers. She lingers for a moment, hearing him speak before cutting the channel in disgust.]

"Sod it."

[Your name is Calliope
and you have the feeling your life is fUcked.]

[It takes Caliborn a moment to realize that Calliope turned off her side of the feed, thinking that his bracelet somehow malfunctioned before noticing she wasn't online anymore.]

"Stupid bitch."

[He scowls lowly and cuts off his own communication. Whatever. He'll deal with her another time. He's more than willing to wait until the chance comes, even if the thought of busting through any building he can find to see if she's there is tempting. He'll just bide his time. He has plenty of it. One thing is for sure - he won't rest until she's dead. One way or another.]

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