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[nukeoleptic]

i miss the internet ._.

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[nukeoleptic]

i have four
why :o

[feathery]

holy shit i knew i could count on you
can i borrow one

[nukeoleptic]

yes of course you can
but what do you need one for??

[feathery]

shenanigans

[nukeoleptic]

you know there is no actual internet here :T
you cannot connect your computer to anyone elses computer

[feathery]

yeah i know
it sucks
seriously what are we supposed to do without the internet
its a special kind of sick fuck who inflicts that kind of punishment on anyone from the 21st century
like an angry parent who doesnt understand their kids addiction
i have a problem jade
but im not ready to start my 12-step program

[nukeoleptic]

well....
they have internet in utgard
john and i are going to go
its a pretty long trip, though, we are going to stay for a few days

but you are welcome to come if you want

1/2

[feathery]

[FUCK]

2/3 i lied sigh

[feathery]

[There goes...his brilliant plan...(no, Davesprite, your plan sucked.]

[feathery]

are you sure

[Why do you hurt him so.]

[nukeoleptic]

[ .. Davesprite, what in the world was your plan even. ]

yes why wouldnt i be sure?
it has been like six months since i have seen you here
and you have blown me and john off since we broke up :p
hanging out with you again would be a lot of fun

[ ok look she's sorry but her time in asgard has made her a little more blunt, there is literally no reason not to be ]

[feathery]

[That's...actually a different plan. This is the plan where he plans to minimize contact with them, but wow! That sure is working out well!]

well dont get your hopes too high
i admit im doing this for the internet so fun will be limited to staring at the screen with glazed eyes
but what the hell is utgard anyway
or where is it

[Pointedly ignoring the bluntness, heyyy.]

[nukeoleptic]

[ Gee that sure is a noble thought! But she has no intention of letting him go through with a plan like that. Ex or not, he's still a Dave, and so he'll always be important. ]

well thats kind of par for the course, isn't it :P!!
anyway, utgard is a city nearby
("nearby" being relative of course, like i said, it is still enough of a journey to be kind of inconvenient)
but it is really nice
everyone has color there
and there are more amenities, i guess you could say

[feathery]

[Well, apparently bribing him with the internet works really well.]

oh yeah whys that
youd think theyd have more sweet perks here if were supposed to save the world

[nukeoleptic]

they have their reasons <3
we might have to wait until we get back from the other trip to the sea
the trip i am not sure that you are going on?
but that you should totally go on

[feathery]

nah
lady said right in the advert not to show if you cant swim

[nukeoleptic]

you have legs now
you can swim :D

[feathery]

but i still have the wings
and stupid as it is i dont think ill be much use bogged down by waterlogged feathers
though itd be hella rich if i drowned my first week here
the millionaires would be mad jealous of all the boonbanks im rolling in

[nukeoleptic]

.. okay maybe you should stay here
you are definitely not allowed to drown
nothing about that sounds pleasant at all

speaking of millionaires though
are you doing okay for money?

[feathery]

yeah im fine
seriously i just got here
also rose i see you reading this and making assumptions
gtfo

[He also sees you guys talking about him (among other...things...) and this is a not so subtle hint.]

anyway
real dave will go on your little sea adventure
at least i think he will

[nukeoleptic]

[ 'Real' Dave. He should know how she feels about him using language like that, but what can she do? It's not like she has the right to do anything here. ]

:|
other dave can do whatever he wants to
i would rather have you along!
but oh well
i will probably survive :p

[feathery]

if youre worried i can stuff a pillow full of the finest feathers in asgard to ensure your doggy paddle remains unparalleled