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[nukeoleptic]

i miss the internet ._.

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[nukeoleptic]

you have legs now
you can swim :D

[feathery]

but i still have the wings
and stupid as it is i dont think ill be much use bogged down by waterlogged feathers
though itd be hella rich if i drowned my first week here
the millionaires would be mad jealous of all the boonbanks im rolling in

[nukeoleptic]

.. okay maybe you should stay here
you are definitely not allowed to drown
nothing about that sounds pleasant at all

speaking of millionaires though
are you doing okay for money?

[feathery]

yeah im fine
seriously i just got here
also rose i see you reading this and making assumptions
gtfo

[He also sees you guys talking about him (among other...things...) and this is a not so subtle hint.]

anyway
real dave will go on your little sea adventure
at least i think he will

[nukeoleptic]

[ 'Real' Dave. He should know how she feels about him using language like that, but what can she do? It's not like she has the right to do anything here. ]

:|
other dave can do whatever he wants to
i would rather have you along!
but oh well
i will probably survive :p

[feathery]

if youre worried i can stuff a pillow full of the finest feathers in asgard to ensure your doggy paddle remains unparalleled