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asgardeventide2013-03-12 09:04 pm
notthedoctor) wrote in asgardeventide2013-03-12 09:04 pm
#1 - Video
[Here's a face some have seen before. Given a technical device, could it be in doubt that he wouldn't turn it on almost immediately? Of course not. He's got to see how it works, what it can do. Instructions? HA! Half Time Lord. Instructions are for lesser beings! This is probably why the first shot turns into a three hundred and sixty degree shot of everything no one wants to see (such as Theta's purple trainers and the zip of his Nine-ish leather jacket). Yeah. Those instructions were probably made for a person like him.]
[Good thing that at least Loki's guide plays automatically. Weird. Should it be recording if it were being turned on for the first time?]
There are pink clouds around the 'hooray'.
[This is said in the same tone one might say 'There was a horrible accident down the street with body parts everywhere'.]
By Loki? That's my god! Brilliant! Torchwood could use one of these. I think I know a Loki. There was alcohol involved. Can't remember much after that.
[The camera finally spins back to his face. There's a better than average chance Theta knows exactly what he's doing with his false bumbling about with the thing.]
Hello Asgard! If you see someone like me, tell him that Theta Sigma is looking for him! The look on his face will be worth it. Unless he's listening. If he is, hello Doctor! It's been two months! What have you blown up? Hello everyone else! It's good to meet you! That grey really is horrid, isn't it?
[It would appear this was not a decaf coffee morning before arrival.]
[Good thing that at least Loki's guide plays automatically. Weird. Should it be recording if it were being turned on for the first time?]
There are pink clouds around the 'hooray'.
[This is said in the same tone one might say 'There was a horrible accident down the street with body parts everywhere'.]
By Loki? That's my god! Brilliant! Torchwood could use one of these. I think I know a Loki. There was alcohol involved. Can't remember much after that.
[The camera finally spins back to his face. There's a better than average chance Theta knows exactly what he's doing with his false bumbling about with the thing.]
Hello Asgard! If you see someone like me, tell him that Theta Sigma is looking for him! The look on his face will be worth it. Unless he's listening. If he is, hello Doctor! It's been two months! What have you blown up? Hello everyone else! It's good to meet you! That grey really is horrid, isn't it?
[It would appear this was not a decaf coffee morning before arrival.]
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[Of course he's not really so offended or exasperated as all that, but it's getting damn difficult to keep track of all these skinny human-looking guys in suits.]
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[Another wave as if that makes it all better or explains it.]
From what I've seen, the Doctor looks sick enough to be wearing a bowtie. That's what threw you, isn't it?
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I think my bracelet is broken. It keeps slurring everything.
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Wow that'th tho original. Tell me another, you're tho funny.
Douchebag.
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I blame the Doctor. This is what happens when he goes dropping body parts willy-nilly.
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Uh wow that thoundth thuthpiciouthly like a therial killer. Thhould I athk or will I thleep better never knowing?