001 [Video!]

[believeit]

[The video shows a blond teenager wearing a metal headband, frowning at his bracelet as though silently judging it before he realizes it has finally started recording, to which he breaks out into a wide grin.]

Uzumaki Naruto, reporting in!

So if I've got this right, we're all here to help fight a war so all these weird lookin' people can get their colors and faces back, right? Then we get to go home. So what are we waiting for!

'Cause we're fighting a war at home too so I've got to get back. Oh yeah- are there any other shinobi here?

[He reaches up to tap his forehead protector.] The symbols are different for other villages, but they all wear a forehead protector like this one! This one means they're from Konoha!

And I still dunno why we can't use our own powers here, but they told me I had something called Energy Transfer, so you have to tell me what I need to do with it 'cause I want to start training right away!

[...Okay, not right away.]

Hey.. does this place have ramen?

Comments

[believeit]

He's really powerful. One of the founders of our village, and he had an army too.

[integrous]

How big of an army was that even?! You can't conquer the world with a few people, even if you're pretty powerful!

[believeit]

No but he had all these clone things of this plant guy, thousands of them!

And he brought back the dead and used them to fight too.

[integrous]

... [ okay, now it's getting weird. ]

W-what kind of world is that even supposed to be where stuff like that happens?! Besides, bringing back the dead means they're practically g.. gh.. [ can't even say the word. ]

[believeit]

They're not ghosts! More like zombies, really.

[integrous]

[ her voice immediately raises in volume, until she's practically yelling-- ]

Like that's any better!!