3rd Spoiler [Video]

[hullo_sweetie]

This place is officially boring!

[Mels had woken up in a bed that wasn't her own, in a house that definitely wasn't hers, wearing clothes that not only didn't fit her, but that she didn't remember picking out and/or stealing in the first place! After a quick couple of hours to adjust and wander around, it seemed the initial 'wow factor' of this new and unusual city had officially worn off]

Ugh, I need something to do before I mental! So, what do you lot do for fun around here?

[Someone better hurry up and offer some suggestions before she contemplates committing Grand Theft Auto again]

Well, at least I don't have to deal with those awful history teachers here. Those lot don't know what they're going on about half the time anyway.



(ooc: River Song's first curse is a complete recession to her first regeneration: Mels. She won't have any memories of her time spent here for the past few months. Let's just say she's pre-Let's Kill Hitler episode. She's bored and looking for trouble! All types of CR are welcome, bring it!)

Comments

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

[ Oh no.

He really doesn't need this on top of everything. He loves River and in extension loves Melody but he really doesn't. Why? ]

It tends to be pretty slow, sorry to say.

[Video]

[hullo_sweetie]

[Oh yes. That face. That face! Her eyes took on a dangerous glint as she leaned in closer to the screen]

That's no good. Can't leave me here to twiddle my thumbs, space man. Bad things tend to happen when I get bored.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

[ And there it is. ]

Have you met me yet?

[Video]

[hullo_sweetie]

I could never forget a face like yours.

[She'd only been a little girl trapped in an astronaut suit at the time, but that wasn't the sort of thing she could forget. Amy had told her all about the raggedy Doctor, but Madame Kovarian had taught her all of his weaknesses.

Amy and Rory weren't around, so she didn't have to play dumb]

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

Thought so.

[ It makes sense, so he's not particularly surprised. It does bring a slight smile to his lips, though. Clever, clever River. Melody Pond. ]

Where are you?

[Video]

[hullo_sweetie]

So you already know who I am?

[That's right. Come closer, like a moth to the flame. There was nothing naive or innocent about that psychotic and downright sinister gleam in her eyes. The Silence had groomed her to be the perfect weapon after all]

Outside the house I woke up in, actually.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

I found that out a couple of hundred years ago. And I will be... right. There.

[ And he hangs up.

Which means, a minute later he's opening that door and leaning out. ]

Hello!

[video]

[upholsteredvelvet]

What if I said I teach history for fun?

[He doesn't, of course, but it seems like a well-deserved prank.]

[video]

[hullo_sweetie]

I'd say you're boring and mental. Teachers are always trying to tell me how things happened and they never get it right.

[video]

[upholsteredvelvet]

...Well, you do have a point about that. They really don't, do they? And when you attempt to correct them, they get all offended over it.

[video]

[hullo_sweetie]

They?

[She arches a brow at him]

Didn't you say you were a teacher too?

[video]

[upholsteredvelvet]

...That was a fib, actually.

[At least he has the good grace to look slightly ashamed.]

[video]

[hullo_sweetie]

I thought you looked too young and hip to be a teacher.

audio;

[bloodypocket]

You could always challenge others who frequent the arena.

audio;

[hullo_sweetie]

Soon as I can get my hands on some weapons, hell yes!

audio;

[bloodypocket]

It should be no trouble to gain hold of the weapons, aside from dealing with the regulations of individual vendors.

audio;

[hullo_sweetie]

No trouble to get some weapons, eh? I think I'm going to like this place.

Name's Mels.

audio;

[bloodypocket]

[A newcomer? The other responses sort of seemed to imply she'd been here before, at least.]

Eyes. This is your introduction to Asgard, Mels?

audio;

[hullo_sweetie]

From my point of view, yes. My friends keep implying I've been here before, but I had a different body. Regeneration is funny like that.

video;

[sexyoldgirl]

[Oh. Oh. It's Mels. Hm, well it's probably safe for the TARDIS to approach her seeing as how her target was the Doctor (not that it would keep him away). So have an unfamiliar face.]

History can be quite interesting, if you know the true stories behind them. As for fun, I go exploring.

video;

[hullo_sweetie]

[She didn't know who this woman was, but there was some sort of feeling in the back of her head, some sense that went off]

Exploring? Nah, not unless there are some dangerous spots to climb into. Something dark and long forgotten, those usually make for the best adventures.

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[sexyoldgirl]

[She knows, sweetie. It's probably not nearly as strong as it could be seeing as how the TARDIS is pretty much human but she's certainly not surprised.]

I have no idea about dark and long forgotten but I do believe there are a couple of dangerous ones.

video;

[hullo_sweetie]

Oh? Do tell! I've always been attracted to danger.

[Story of her life, really]

video;

[sexyoldgirl]

Afraid I can't tell you much as I haven't been to see them yet.

[Of course. From before she was even born it's been Melody's life.]

[Video]

[hullo_sweetie]

Oh.

[She opens her mouth to say something else, but clearly thinks better of it and glances away for a moment or two. She couldn't shake this feeling that she knew this woman]

Have we....met before?