005 ♒ Accidental Video to Text

[fishdouche]

[A brief flash of pale skin, wide blue eyes and a shock of purple against brown hair before the feed abruptly ends, but not before a low voice hisses out a few choice curse words. Looks like someone finally got his comeuppance for talking shit about humans and the gods.

A few minutes later and he's addressing the network like nothing happened.]

i havve a feww queries for any a you imbeciles that actually managed to get yourselvves cursed
just wwonderin a course
this is all fuckin hypothetical
but howw long did it take to go awway
an wwhat did you do until it did

[AKA just how long is he going to have to hide in his room until he's back to his gray self.]

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[cancerass]

CURSED?
SERIOUSLY?

[fishdouche]

apparently it can happen if you piss off the gods here
not that i really knoww that fuckin much about it

[cancerass]

WELL THE JOKE'S ON THEM. I'M ALREADY FUCKING CURSED.
ANYWAY, WHAT KIND OF CURSE IS IT?

[video]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

[As soon as he puts the pieces together and picks up on what's happened, his laughter can probably be heard throughout Asgard.]

Oh, c'mon. This is too good for us to miss. Do a fucking parade through the city and let us all see the human side of you.

[audio]

[fishdouche]

First a' all, it wwas a hypothetical question! Do none a' you knoww what that means?!

An' ww-wwhy wwould you fuckin' think a completely ridiculous thing like that?

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[biifurcatiion]

ye22222222.
where2 my grubcorn.

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[fishdouche]

theres NOTHIN for you to be starin at freak
it wwas just a question nothin more

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[occulthymns]

Eridan? Are you okay?

[Because that inquiry about curses is really really suspicious and kind of obvious.]

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[fishdouche]

Yes. I'm just fuckin' fine. Wwhy does evveryone think somethin's wwrong?

[His voice does sound slightly strange though, and he curses again under his breath.]

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[samantha_grey]

... oh god. I am coming to find you. This, I have to see. I think I saw pink skin pretty boy.

[Eridan, you should have filtered this.]

I'm going to find you, you know...

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[fishdouche]

You didn't see nothin', wwitch!

[He really should have. But he was far too flustered to be thinking clearly.]

An' you aren't goin' to find me because there's nothin' to find!

[Filtered to Eridan] /will get to as soon as I get new computer, just placeholdering really

[fluturi]

Wow, you asked that just at the right moment of my life, didn't you. Just got off that stupid idiotic curse a day or so ago...next time you see me like that, I give you full permission to shoot me in the head, alright?

[Oh, if it isn't a very unimpressed Nick. Hey, look like he's back to normal from being all lovey-dovey over Nina.]

...And from what I've seen, you're cursed too, aren't you?

[Filtered to Nick] Don't worry! Take your time!

[fishdouche]

[Congratulations, Nick. You're one of the very few people that Eridan trusts enough here to show his newly peach face to. He scowls, baring blunt teeth.]

Look at me, Nick! I'm fuckin' disgustin'!

[Action in Baldr]

[death_scythe]

[There are no words, just the sound of Duo's laughter coming from his own room.]

[Action in Baldr]

[fishdouche]

[Eridan is too distracted and humiliated by his appearance to come out of his room right now.]

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < oh dear...

[fishdouche]

yeah yeah
laugh wwhile you fuckin can

[He's resigned himself to being the laughing stock of asgard for the next few days.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

why did u post this
you know when you said you wanted to come over for a while
for what i assume was to hide from people since you looked human
you then post to the network which is the exact OPPOSITE of that thing u were going to do?
round of applause for eridan everybody

btw still coming over?

[fishdouche]

i didnt think it wwould be on fuckin vvideo rox
an besides i need to knoww howw long this is going to last
fuck it wwasnt like i wwas tryin to showw off this latest humiliation

yeah on my wway noww

[magician_of_words]

Sounds like you finally said the wrong thing to the wrong person.
I'm curious what they did to you.

[fishdouche]

they didnt do a fuckin thing human
not that it wwould be any a your business evven if they did

[adventuretime]

i dont think its all that bad!
youre worrying too much
maybe you can even do some larping
its the human flarping!
you can larp as though youre a human
oh wait :)

[fishdouche]

wwho the fuck wwould evver wwant to flarp as a human
seriously ara that makes no fuckin sense wwhat so evver
not evven a modicum a sense
an it is that bad

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[caduuceus]

eridan?
is that yoU??? :U
blimey! so this is the power of a cUrse, is it?
i am almost jealoUs
sorry, love
i haven't a clUe!
Um.. is there a specific god responsible?

[TEXT]

[fishdouche]

i dont fuckin knoww if one a them is responsible
but they had best all be wwatchin their backs
eridan ampora is not a troll they should havve FUCKED wwith

is it really that bad