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005 ♒ Accidental Video to Text

[A brief flash of pale skin, wide blue eyes and a shock of purple against brown hair before the feed abruptly ends, but not before a low voice hisses out a few choice curse words. Looks like someone finally got his comeuppance for talking shit about humans and the gods.

A few minutes later and he's addressing the network like nothing happened.]

i havve a feww queries for any a you imbeciles that actually managed to get yourselvves cursed
just wwonderin a course
this is all fuckin hypothetical
but howw long did it take to go awway
an wwhat did you do until it did

[AKA just how long is he going to have to hide in his room until he's back to his gray self.]

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CURSED?
SERIOUSLY?

apparently it can happen if you piss off the gods here
not that i really knoww that fuckin much about it

WELL THE JOKE'S ON THEM. I'M ALREADY FUCKING CURSED.
ANYWAY, WHAT KIND OF CURSE IS IT?

all types apparently
people havve been turned into kids
sol wwas blinded
but my question wwas just hypothetical remember
or is your think pan gettin rusty from disuse

[As soon as he puts the pieces together and picks up on what's happened, his laughter can probably be heard throughout Asgard.]

Oh, c'mon. This is too good for us to miss. Do a fucking parade through the city and let us all see the human side of you.

OH YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT.
AND NO. WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD YOU EVEN BOTHER ASKING IF YOU WEREN'T CURSED? JUST SORT OF A LOGICAL CONCLUSION TO DRAW HERE.

First a' all, it wwas a hypothetical question! Do none a' you knoww what that means?!

An' ww-wwhy wwould you fuckin' think a completely ridiculous thing like that?

You showed us yourself. For about five seconds, but it was enough. Who else would have stupid purple hipster bangs?

because i remember just howw fuckin hilarious it wwas wwhen sol got cursed
an i wwas hopin it wwould happen again sometime soon

WWHAT?! You're fuckin' lyin'. I made sure to...

Nothin'. I made sure to nothin' because I am not cursed. Your bracelet's just clearly messed up.

ye22222222.
where2 my grubcorn.

HOW WAS THAT EVEN REMOTELY HILARIOUS?

because im the one wwho blinded him

Eridan? Are you okay?

[Because that inquiry about curses is really really suspicious and kind of obvious.]

theres NOTHIN for you to be starin at freak
it wwas just a question nothin more

... oh god. I am coming to find you. This, I have to see. I think I saw pink skin pretty boy.

[Eridan, you should have filtered this.]

I'm going to find you, you know...

Yes. I'm just fuckin' fine. Wwhy does evveryone think somethin's wwrong?

[His voice does sound slightly strange though, and he curses again under his breath.]

You didn't see nothin', wwitch!

[He really should have. But he was far too flustered to be thinking clearly.]

An' you aren't goin' to find me because there's nothin' to find!

We're going to start next door at my neighbor's house. Were you still staying over at Draco's or had you finally moved out, oh great purple nothing?

[She was going to suffer for this when he got his body back, but it was worth it. So worth it.]

[He is definitely not hiding in the Great Library, scarf pulled around his face and knitted hat over his hair to keep him from being noticed. He knew that staying at home or at Roxy's was going to be far too easy.]

Neither, but I'm not givvin' you any more hints, wwitch. You wwant to see me, then figure it out yourself. Not that there's anythin' to see!

You know I'm more than willing to start asking faceless natives to find you, don't you? Bet you never thought they might be able to remember you from a quick flashed image, did you?

[She grinned nastily and handed the keys to the front door to the desk clerk, making her way outside.]

I'm going to find you before the others, mark my words.

It sounds like something's wrong, for starters.... [Not to mention that accidental video.]

[Eridan scowls as he glances around the library, hunching over his book as he tugged his hat, complete with holes left for his missing horns further down over his ears. He's completely inconspicuous, right.]

Don't make me kick your ass in front a' evveryone here, Sam. I'm sure that no matter wwhat I look like, I can still mop the floor wwith you.

Wow, you asked that just at the right moment of my life, didn't you. Just got off that stupid idiotic curse a day or so ago...next time you see me like that, I give you full permission to shoot me in the head, alright?

[Oh, if it isn't a very unimpressed Nick. Hey, look like he's back to normal from being all lovey-dovey over Nina.]

...And from what I've seen, you're cursed too, aren't you?

Nothin's wwrong. Just bit my tongue.

[He's not enjoying these stupid blunt human teeth at all.]

...Wwhere wwould you go, if you wwanted to lay loww for awwhile?

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