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[soulcontracts]

NEEDED:

One person who can be trusted to babysit a corpse without mucking it up too badly.

Please list qualifications. Payment will be in the form of gold runes. Contact soon. Time is important.

To those that responded to my last bit of communication: expect further correspondence soon.


Johannes Cabal

Comments

Voice

[superfiber]

Corpse? You haven't been doing anything naughty, have you?

Voice

[soulcontracts]

Hardly. I wouldn't exactly advertise it if I were.

Voice

[superfiber]

Oh? Then what could you possibly be doing with a corpse?

Text

[true_renaissance_man]

How is it that you came upon a corpse that needed looking after?

The hospital might have a morgue you could use until space in a crypt is found? Or if you are looking for some one to make use of this corpse I have had experience with autopsies and am always eager to see if more could not be discovered about the human body.

- Leonardo da Vinci


[Clarification might be required if doing an autopsy on the body counts as 'mucking it up too badly'. ^^]

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[soulcontracts]

This is not a corpse I want touched. It is one that I want observed, closely, until it returns to life.

Text;private

[true_renaissance_man]

I keep forgetting that bodies here do return to life. What would you want this body observed for? To see what the process is like?

text;

[extraordinarymuse]

A corpse.

[ . . . ]

Why do you have a corpse?

text;

[soulcontracts]

I don't.

Yet.

text;

[extraordinarymuse]

Where do you plan on finding one?

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[redhourglass]

I haven't ever met a corpse that needed much looking after.

You realize you're not doing yourself any favors, right?

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[soulcontracts]

I am doing myself plenty of favors.

[fuckton]

Why the fuck do you need a corpse sitter? Is it going to pull a zombie?

private;text

[soulcontracts]

Research. I need someone who can take good notes.

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[parasiteye]

I could probably handle soemthing like that. You just want it watched, that's it?

filtered; voice

[soulcontracts]

I need it documented, too. Any changes that occur.

[Audio]

[adventuretime]

I can help! [SHE SOUNDS SO EXCITED. Please choose her. She wants to watch a corpse! Maybe she can finally have her corpse party, ohmygod.]

I watch over the dead, or I kind of assigned myself to it. They weren't corpses, but they were dead. But I was also dead and I used to be able to hear them. [She wants to watch the corpseeee.] What would I have to do other than watch over it? I think I could really take care of it.

[Audio;private]

[soulcontracts]

[ OH WOW ARADIA you are going to give Johannes a headache. (Disclaimer: It is not difficult to give Johannes a headache.) ]

I need extensive notes taken over the state of the body and any changes it undergoes.

Reaction.

[holmes_fanatic]

[... He can just imagine Kaito's reaction. He would never hear the end of this.]

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[holmes_fanatic]

[But Kaito isn't here. And so:]

Applying to watch your dead body.

Qualifications: Let's just say I have a tendency to discover corpses. If you don't hire me, I will probably end up tripping over yours anyway, so I think we may as well save time and do this efficiently.

I can provide references to attest to my ability to cope with dead bodies with people present in Asgard as well.

voice;

[victoryindeath]

What kind of qualifications do you need to babysit a dead body? Making them? Having previously been one?

voice;private

[soulcontracts]

The ability to take thorough, legible notes over the condition of said corpse over time.

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[missbarrow]

Johannes Cabal.

You wouldn't care about a random corpse bu

[ Have a half written text. ]

video;private

[missbarrow]

What do you think you're doing?

[ Her brows are narrowed, but there's an anxious quality to her tone as she snaps at the screen, gritting her teeth before she bothers to continue ]

You can't just play with death, Cabal. We aren't in our world. We don't know all of the consequences.

Besides, you cannot. Just. Die.

[ Without pausing to think. ]

I won't allow it. Do you hear me?

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[gymnast]

[ Allison remembers you, Johannes. She didn't even really mind you too much, either. Until now. ]

Why do you have a corpse?

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[soulcontracts]

[ Poor anyone who remembers Johannes Cabal. ]

I don't, yet.