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[soulcontracts]

NEEDED:

One person who can be trusted to babysit a corpse without mucking it up too badly.

Please list qualifications. Payment will be in the form of gold runes. Contact soon. Time is important.

To those that responded to my last bit of communication: expect further correspondence soon.


Johannes Cabal

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Voice

[superfiber]

Corpse? You haven't been doing anything naughty, have you?

Voice

[soulcontracts]

Hardly. I wouldn't exactly advertise it if I were.

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[true_renaissance_man]

How is it that you came upon a corpse that needed looking after?

The hospital might have a morgue you could use until space in a crypt is found? Or if you are looking for some one to make use of this corpse I have had experience with autopsies and am always eager to see if more could not be discovered about the human body.

- Leonardo da Vinci


[Clarification might be required if doing an autopsy on the body counts as 'mucking it up too badly'. ^^]

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[extraordinarymuse]

A corpse.

[ . . . ]

Why do you have a corpse?

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[redhourglass]

I haven't ever met a corpse that needed much looking after.

You realize you're not doing yourself any favors, right?

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[soulcontracts]

I don't.

Yet.

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[soulcontracts]

I am doing myself plenty of favors.

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[soulcontracts]

This is not a corpse I want touched. It is one that I want observed, closely, until it returns to life.

[fuckton]

Why the fuck do you need a corpse sitter? Is it going to pull a zombie?

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[soulcontracts]

Research. I need someone who can take good notes.

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[parasiteye]

I could probably handle soemthing like that. You just want it watched, that's it?

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[extraordinarymuse]

Where do you plan on finding one?

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[soulcontracts]

I plan on creating one.

I would watch the corpse myself, but I'll likely be a bit indisposed. Being dead, at all.

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[soulcontracts]

I need it documented, too. Any changes that occur.

filtered; voice | omg dw that is not the icon I chose

[parasiteye]

I'll just record it the whole time then. Right?

filtered; voice DW DOESN'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU

[soulcontracts]

-- hrm.

Acceptable.

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[parasiteye]

Any specific angle or whatever you want? Or do you need something more?

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[soulcontracts]

A close-up on the head and chest. Attention paid to any other part of the body that reacts, however. I will also need you to take temperature readings at certain intervals.

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[parasiteye]

This all comes with some sort of compensation, right?

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[extraordinarymuse]

You plan on becoming a corpse yourself.

[oh. well. that changes things. but now kate is all different levels of confused.]

What for?

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[true_renaissance_man]

I keep forgetting that bodies here do return to life. What would you want this body observed for? To see what the process is like?

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[soulcontracts]

That exactly, actually.

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[soulcontracts]

That's my business, as it happens.

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[soulcontracts]

A gold rune.

[ He's haggling. ]

[Audio]

[adventuretime]

I can help! [SHE SOUNDS SO EXCITED. Please choose her. She wants to watch a corpse! Maybe she can finally have her corpse party, ohmygod.]

I watch over the dead, or I kind of assigned myself to it. They weren't corpses, but they were dead. But I was also dead and I used to be able to hear them. [She wants to watch the corpseeee.] What would I have to do other than watch over it? I think I could really take care of it.