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[nukeoleptic]

what happens to the versions of us that exist here when we go home?
the memories and feelings and friendships that weve made
it kind of sucks thinking that we are going to lose them
the longer im here, the more it kind of feels like dying

bluh

depressing

anyway!! does anyone want to do something?
to go shopping or to the comfort house or idk
im not working today and im super bored :(!!!!
let me know >_>

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[fluturi]

Back home, they were.

A colleague of mine back home actually got killed because he was too nice for his own good.

So, don't mind if I say "no thank you" to that.

[nukeoleptic]

I'm not saying you have to be "too nice for your own good." But being a jerk all the time is just gonna bite you in the ass.

[fluturi]

I'm perfectly well prepared for when it does, but so far, nobody's got the courage to go against me in any other way than angrily shouting back at me.

[He's lying to his teeth, he got beat up once here and it wasn't pretty.]

So, really, I'm not going to become a saint just because you say so.

[nukeoleptic]

I'm not saying be a saint! I'm just saying don't be a dick.

[fluturi]

And how does one "un-dick" himself, exactly?

[nukeoleptic]

Try smiling. C'mon- unstuck your lips from your teeth.

[fluturi]

As if I've never smiled before.

[And he does smile, but there's nothing but arrogance and smugness in it- that isn't a friendly smile at all.]

[nukeoleptic]

I'm still not convinced you know how to.

[fluturi]

Oh, come on. What do I have to do to convince you. Smile while performing a cartwheel while wearing a bright rainbow suit? That happy enough for you?

[nukeoleptic]

Why did the tomato blush?

[fluturi]

...

Tomatoes can't...blush?

[JADE WHAT ARE YOU SAYING]

[nukeoleptic]

Oh my god. This is a joke. Play along for the sake of it.

Again: Why did the tomato blush?

You're supposed to say 'I don't know, why did it?'

[fluturi]

I can't believe I'm indulging in talking about the bodily functions of tomatoes.

...

[With some amount of annoyance:] Oh, Jade, I don't know, why did it?

[nukeoleptic]

Because he saw the salad dressing! Get it?

[fluturi]

...

......

Oh, wait, that was supposed to make me laugh? I think the only emotion it made me feel was distinct shame for such a lousy excuse of a joke.

[nukeoleptic]

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense. [ 'In tents'.. get it? ]

[fluturi]

Please stop, you're only further embarrassing yourself.

[nukeoleptic]

How do you know policemen are strong, Nick? 'Cause they can hold up traffic!

[fluturi]

That's it, I'm leaving this conversation.

[Except he doesn't yet of course because it's not like there's anything better to do at the moment.]

[nukeoleptic]

Have you left yet?

Knock knock.

[fluturi]

[GROANNNNNNN THIS GIRL]

...Who's there.

[nukeoleptic]

Mister Walter!

[fluturi]

Mister Walter who?

[nukeoleptic]

You don't mister walter 'till the well's run dry!

[fluturi]

[DON'T MIND HIM HE'LL JUST BE FACEPALMING OVER HERE]

...I can't believe I'm wasting my time on stuff like this.