♬ | anonymous audio; 001 | prepared to do anything.

[deduce]

_{[ When the audio clicks on, there's the sound of someone breathing quite heavily on the other side - not quite out of breath, but it's certainly... there, and it's - off. He licks his lips, straightens up his shoulders and oh, this is where the act really begins. ]}

Uhm, he-hello? Is- is this thing working? I don't really know if it's-

<sub>[ Say hello to Sherlock Holmes again - only this time, he's arriving with a fake personality, because that makes his life a lot easier. Especially if one considers information important, which Sherlock certainly does. There's the very obvious sound of someone having a minor panic attack in the background, and that's because Sherlock is just that good at picking up personalities and traits.

He's kept his British accent, but he's made his voice sound that much high end and posher (if that's at all possible), not to mention the fact that he's forced it up a pitch or two - honestly, he's really making a particularly good show of being nervous.

In fact, one could say that it's almost as though he's done this before. ]</sub>

I just- I wanted to say that... uhm, I'm here. And I don't understand, honestly, so if anyone could- you know, help, or something, that'd be... er, really appreciated, actually. It's just that I've been told all of this... stuff, and I don't get any of it, so can someone just-

_{[ Only that's not entirely true, because he's been here for a month now, and he's been watching every single one of you. But still, it's better to blend in and act like the newcomers. ]}

Explain it or... yeah. Okay, um. I'm- I hope that recorded proper-

_{[ And so the feed suddenly stops. Your move, Asgard. ]}

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... okay you're right

[deduce]

_{[ Ah, River may think that she's got him here, but Sherlock's actually been here for two weeks - he's been studying as much as he can about the houses, and the powers awarded to those in them. So he's ready for this, ready to lie just as flawlessly as he always does. ]}

Freyr! Which I think is a nice place to be, the people are really friendly at least.

_{[ Only in reality, Sherlock Holmes belongs to Baldr. ]}

[hullo_sweetie]

[She had no reason to suspect he was lying just yet, so of course she believed him. Not many people around here were smart enough to lie about which Patron God they were chosen by. She figured if he was acting all this out, he'd slip up eventually]

I'm from the House of Freya. My name is River Song and I can see there are plenty of others here willing to help you. What do you have the most questions about?

[deduce]

Oh, really? What's that like? Yeah, people have been really helpful. I'm a little overwhelmed with it all, to be honest - they're all so sweet! I just... I figure the more I know, the better I'll feel. It's sort of working, so- yeah.

[hullo_sweetie]

Freya's house is for warrior types, those willing to fight to protect the ones they love. Freya is the sister of Freyr.

[It was hard not to frown, even if he couldn't see her do so. Did anyone ever really react like this to arriving in a strange new world? She supposed she was a bit jaded on that subject, having been a time traveler]

The first thing you should know is there are gods here among us in this place. I wouldn't necessarily call them 'Gods' in the mythical or biblical sense of the word, but that's just my opinion.