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[deduce]

_{[ When the audio clicks on, there's the sound of someone breathing quite heavily on the other side - not quite out of breath, but it's certainly... there, and it's - off. He licks his lips, straightens up his shoulders and oh, this is where the act really begins. ]}

Uhm, he-hello? Is- is this thing working? I don't really know if it's-

<sub>[ Say hello to Sherlock Holmes again - only this time, he's arriving with a fake personality, because that makes his life a lot easier. Especially if one considers information important, which Sherlock certainly does. There's the very obvious sound of someone having a minor panic attack in the background, and that's because Sherlock is just that good at picking up personalities and traits.

He's kept his British accent, but he's made his voice sound that much high end and posher (if that's at all possible), not to mention the fact that he's forced it up a pitch or two - honestly, he's really making a particularly good show of being nervous.

In fact, one could say that it's almost as though he's done this before. ]</sub>

I just- I wanted to say that... uhm, I'm here. And I don't understand, honestly, so if anyone could- you know, help, or something, that'd be... er, really appreciated, actually. It's just that I've been told all of this... stuff, and I don't get any of it, so can someone just-

_{[ Only that's not entirely true, because he's been here for a month now, and he's been watching every single one of you. But still, it's better to blend in and act like the newcomers. ]}

Explain it or... yeah. Okay, um. I'm- I hope that recorded proper-

_{[ And so the feed suddenly stops. Your move, Asgard. ]}

Comments

[tigers]

There's no reason for me not to be rude either.

[deduce]

there's plenty of reasons!! like, i dont know, karma

[tigers]

Well, that wipes one reason clean. I don't believe in karma.

[deduce]

alright, what about the bible!??

Luke 6:31 Do unto others as you would have them do to you.

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[hadbadays]

Oh my god.

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[hadbadays]

[ And a moment after that bit, when he realised just how ridiculously well that fit in: ]

Wow. Scratch that.

Did you seriously just quote the bible?

[deduce]

Obviously. I have it memorised.
SH

[hadbadays]

You have it memorised.

Why?

[deduce]

I have most of the religious texts memorised. They amuse me.
SH

[hadbadays]

You read and memorised those things because they AMUSE you? That's ridiculous.

[deduce]

Why is it? It's a way of understanding various aspects of humanity. It's intriguing. Ridiculous, obviously, but interesting nonetheless.
SH

[hadbadays]

Now that makes a bit more sense. It's still a lot to read, though. Were you bored?

[tigers]

Don't believe in that either. Luke was a bit of a ponce as it is.

[deduce]

what? but it's the bible! and he's a saint! fine what about just being nice for the sake of it? it doesn't hurt, yeah?

[tigers]

Listen to you, old chap. You're as much of a ponce as he is. If there's nothing wrong with being kind for the sake of it, what's wrong with being rude for the sake of it?

[deduce]

being rude means you make a bad first impression

[tigers]

You don't say.