asgardeventide | twelfth minute

Honestly, I don't understand how people don't love snow. It's cold, yes, but...overall, it's just very pretty, isn't it? How could you not love that?

[Well, here's a familiar face to some- Cheriour is standing on top of a snow pile, beaming and looking very proud of himself as his clock eyes tick on.]

[He tilts his head quizzically at the camera.]

But I have to say, I'm a bit confused as to what in the world some people do with it! You see, I'e been reading these books about what people do in the snow, and while some things are rather self-explanatory, others are...less so. For example, snowballs I understand, but what in the world is "snowboarding"? Is that like putting boards on snow, or...? And it seems a lot like skiing, too, by the sound of it! Except...I'm at a loss as to what skiing is, too. It sounds fun to say, though, skiing...

[A pause, before he shakes his head.]

Oh, oh, but there was something that I was very intrigued by in the books I read, and I don't really know if I did it correctly or not, but...I made a snow angel!

[And the camera pans over to show, well, this:]

[CHERIOUR WAY TO TAKE THINGS LITERALLY]

What do you think?

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That's fun? Really, you humans so such bizarre things for "fun". Inducing fear, causing situations where you get recklessly wounded if things go wrong, that's not fun, it's downright careless.

There's an adrenaline rush to it. I mean, that's why half the things people do are fun anyways.

Yes, but adrenaline is not something to be chased after! Really, inducing the increase of certain hormones in one's body is not at all a good reason to do such life-threatening things.

You've clearly never heard of extreme sports, have you? Or thrill seeking anything?

No...? Are those more dangerous activities that you humans do to instigate adrenaline?

You mean fun. And yeah, I guess you could say there. There's nothing wrong with a little risk.

I don't know...risking dying doesn't sound very fun to me, in my opinion. I save humans from death every day, and you all just go and instigate it yourselves!

You save humans from death?

Why do you seem so surprised? That's my duty! I go after those who intend to hurt innocents and ensure that they never hurt or kill anyone again, allowing people who would be targeted to live their lives as they should.

So... you're like an assassin stopper? Or just killers in general?

[ aka the police? vigilante police? he's trying to wrap his head around it but that's a really specific duty, bro ]

Killers in general...though sometimes, I just also go after people who order others to be killed or people who have escaped the justice they truly deserved by bypassing something in the justice system intentionally so that they will roam free. And also those who are past redemption... Murder is the worst crime in the world, really, so I try to prevent that the most.

How could anyone know something like that? If someone didn't get caught, there's usually a reason.

[ not that he's condoning murderers but to him, this sounds like he's dexter or something. ]

I watch them carefully before making a decision, you know! Don't worry, I don't choose those who have been wrongly accused or have served their penance in other ways.

[HE IS PRETTY MUCH AN ANGEL DEXTER]

So you're a stalker assassin.

[ MISUNDERSTANDING THINGS 2K13 ]

[He sputters at that, looking horrified.]

What? No, no, that's...how can you say that?? I am an angel following a divine mission that God gave me, and I am in no way a stalker assassin, of all things!

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[video] wow self way to typo on tipped there

[video] haha no worries I didn't even notice

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